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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:37 PM
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I'm looking for tips on taking my asshole in context
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:37 PM
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1. Huh? nt
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:39 PM
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2. Timeouts across the board!
All of you go to your rooms.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:39 PM
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3. Try not talking out of it.
Some would be wise to heed this.
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WinterStorm Donating Member (790 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:40 PM
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4. "?"
Edited on Mon Mar-28-05 08:44 PM by WinterStorm
Would that be a connected or a disconnected asshole? Since your creative the Schivo threads will provide you with a new perspective on things around here and a wealth of new ideas.
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:40 PM
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5. In the context of what?
Your buttcheeks? Other circularly-ordered muscular groups in the body? Certain politicians?

To give you an accurate answer, you will have to be clearer on this matter.


:D
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:42 PM
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6. Use this
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snowbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:46 PM
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12. LOL!
Great picture Maestro! :rofl:
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:48 PM
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15. Thanks
I've always liked that one too.
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:47 PM
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13. LOL
:rofl:
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:49 PM
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16. Thanks
It's one of my favs.
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xray s Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:43 PM
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7. In context of George Bush's brain?
No contest. Your asshole wins hands down. :)
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:43 PM
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8. Use it to shit with
That tip was free...the next one will cost ya.
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:49 PM
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17. Hey
Edited on Mon Mar-28-05 08:50 PM by Maestro
Are you Jeff Gannon/Guckert? Only he charges for asshole help.
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WinterStorm Donating Member (790 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:57 PM
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21. Has that ever been done before?
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:45 PM
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9. Jim Carrey did that in a movie, once.
:P
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:45 PM
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10. Drop your pants, squat over a mirror and describe what you see.
It's hard giving advice without a detailed explanation of the problem.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:46 PM
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11. What are you talking about?
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NEDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:47 PM
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14. Dude, put down the shrooms, I think you've had enough.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:50 PM
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18. Too many schiavo posts for you, Will?
Maybe you need some this
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:55 PM
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19. I'd say retain him...
without becoming anal retentive!
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:56 PM
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20. Asshole context is an art-science isn't it ?
As Mohel Sheckman once said " It's a shitty job,but the tips are good. "
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