"Masturbation is a highly controversial subject"

[BOSSHOG]

according to James (religiously insane leader of the religiously insane) Dobson in his Sunday advice column of my local paper. He does admit however that it does not cause blindness or madness. That must have been tough on him. But he is convinced that some teens "have thrown over their faith because of their inability to please God on this point of masturbation" - because "it" results from weakness. Made me feel like Superman.

[meegbear]

1. Inability to please God?

When I jerk off, I doing it to please myself, not God.

[Deja Q]

13. Don't worry, God would probably be proud.

I say 'probably' because I dare not speak for the Almighty!

[clydefrand]

2. Has anyone ever asked him to deny or admit that he has or has

not engaged in this "horrible" act? Probably his guilty conscience that MADE him become an insane religious leader.

[punpirate]

3. Anyone had a good, close check...

... for hair on Dobson's palms lately? :)

After all, he {i]is one of America's biggest jerk-offs....

[BlondieK143]

4. Well, I'm f'ed.

Not literally, obviously. :D

[Inland]

6. Ba,ha ha. nt

[demnan]

5. Too bad the Bible didn't include a quote

that it was better to "jerk off than to burn".

[Schema Thing]

7. Well said

The bible, were it a communication from god, could have been so much more clear on so many things. And a loving god would've been clear, if only to save the world from idiots like James Dobson et al.

[achtung_circus]

11. The Song Of Solomon

when read in the proper frame of mind
is absolutely clear.

Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which
feed among the lilies.

Until the day break, and the shadows flee away, I will get me to
the mountain of myrrh, and to the hill of frankincense.

[soupkitchen]

8. Another jerkoff against masturbation

[Dastard Stepchild]

9. That's why I'm all action...

no talk. :)

[Heidi]

10. It's only controversial to people

who have so much time on their hands that they can afford to micromanage everyone else's private lives. :mad:

End of relatively short rant.

[achtung_circus]

12. If he's feeling conflicted

he should go here:

<http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp>

[CO Liberal]

14. James Dobson is a highly controversial asshole

:-)

[_TJ_]

15. But that's what willys are for!

Seriously, I really don't think GOD cares what folks do with their
bits in the privacy of their own homes.

And anyone telling teenagers they are doing something
wrong by masturbating is wasting their time and really needs
to F*CK OFF.

Just my opinion...

[Solly Mack]

16. Only to those doing it poorly...

[Jamastiene]

17. Did he happen to mention

the fact that expert fishermen are masterbaiters? :P

Seriously though, it's my pee pee, I'll do with it as I please. He certainly doesn't own it until he pays off its bills. I think if I search hard enough and ask around I can create a plan for him if he wants to take over payments for my... ahem, maintenance fees.

Okay, I'll attempt really serious this time. Dobson's a dick himself, so anyone who plays with him oughta get spit on and go to hell. There, that oughta do it. :evilgrin: