Post here and I'll call you a wanker!

[Guy Fawkes]

And otherwise insult you. C'mon, you degenerate piece of crap- post! :party:

[progmom]

1. Please.

I deserve it.

[Guy Fawkes]

2. Gah! You bloody wanker!

How could you be so bloomin' stupid!?

[SeanQuinn]

3. Thank you, sir, may I have another?

[Guy Fawkes]

6. You've got to be kidding...

Then again, you are a shit brained wonk...

[PartyPooper]

4. Hi. Have a nice day!

:D

:hi:

[Guy Fawkes]

8. You, too, ya' bloody wanker.

[sundog]

5. .

[Guy Fawkes]

18. I missed you first time round...

guess its because your so damn stupid.

[sundog]

23. and that's 'wanker' in what language?

[Guy Fawkes]

28. In that language that only non-wankers understand.

[mike_c]

you are most kind sir....

how can I serve you today?

[Guy Fawkes]

10. You can get yourself a nice glass of..

shut the hell up, ya' stupid ninny.

[mike_c]

19. damn, you're good....

Have I mentioned that your demeanor is exceptionally cheerful today, sir? You are my sunshine, my only sunshine....

[Guy Fawkes]

30. I don't do this often enough...

not like you'd notice, Baka.

[biscodawg]

7. Hi

:hi:

[Guy Fawkes]

12. This is good for anger....

you pea-brained simpleton.

[biscodawg]

15. wow

you've got my number!!! :)

[Guy Fawkes]

31. And, thanks to Google...

I have directions to your house. Idiot.

[elshiva]

9. I am a wanker, though!

I want to do a pro-masturbation campaign:

"Masturbation: It's Cheaper than Golf."

[Guy Fawkes]

13. Shut up, wanker! Go visit...

http://masturbateforpeace.com/

[elshiva]

22. THANKS!

[Guy Fawkes]

27. have fun... pervert

[elshiva]

37. LOL! SWEETHEART!

[Guy Fawkes]

42. I'm sorry, I don't talk to sexual predators...

[elshiva]

46. Not a sexual predator, just a wanker.

[Guy Fawkes]

50. Liar! Blaspheme! BLASPHEME!

Nutcase!

[elshiva]

62. hehhehehehahheehahah!

You found me out, I'm Cheney!

[Guy Fawkes]

64. Go F*ck yourself!

Hipocritical wanking SOB!

[elshiva]

71. Yep! I was just projecting there.

[Guy Fawkes]

75. Projecting my arse!

You were too busy shoving your head up your ass!

[elshiva]

80. Well that too!

Also I think Sen. Leahy is fucking hot!

[Guy Fawkes]

85. Rick Santorum, is that you?

[elshiva]

91. No, I'm Cheney and I've had a crush on

Sen. Leahy for years. Can't tell him though, because I'm a homophobic asshole.

[Guy Fawkes]

95. And I'm sure...

that he doesn't want santorum on his sheets.

[elshiva]

101. No, but I do...

Damn it! Why does Leahy have to be so beautiful!

[Guy Fawkes]

102. Let me guess...

you've also the go for Michael Jackson?

[elshiva]

105. Michael Jackson, I know no Michael Jackson

and I have no more ties with Halliburton, either.

[Guy Fawkes]

106. I might believe you...

but your lesbian daughter ran your campaign- and you hate gays.

[elshiva]

108. You know I hate gays, but I love me

some Patrick Leahy. That man is hot! (slobbering into my powersuit like I did during the VP debate)

[Guy Fawkes]

110. GAH!

:puke:

[elshiva]

111. Well I had to do look into my suit

during the VP debate. That Edwards is a dreamboat almost as hot as Leahy.

[Guy Fawkes]

112. You make me want to kill myself...

there is no word for how disgusted I am.

[elshiva]

113. Sorry. I just had to tell someone.

Lynn mustn't know. You make me want to Cheney myself...

[Guy Fawkes]

114. Aww, shove it.

We know who's uke in THAT relationship!

[elshiva]

115. "uke"?

I done shoved it!

[Guy Fawkes]

117. Ukeru...

look it up, sucka'

[elshiva]

119. OK

"Uke comes from the verb "ukeru" (to receive) and is the one being penetrated."

[Guy Fawkes]

123. This thread....

should have been locked long ago. Its all your fault, wanker.

[KitchenWitch]

11. Takes a wanker to know a wanker

you bloody wanker :P

[Guy Fawkes]

14. Kiss me bum,

ya' bloody yank.

[xmas74]

16. Don't forget about me!

I love the abuse.

[Guy Fawkes]

20. You sick...

masochistic SOB...

[xmas74]

38. Thank you!

I just don't know if Son applies to me.

[Guy Fawkes]

41. Bah! I slept with you father!

I can decide if your male or female!

[xmas74]

47. That's cool then.

[Guy Fawkes]

'cool'? You're so un-cress.

Definitely NOT cresent fresh.

[xmas74]

58. More please!

I am from a small town.

[Guy Fawkes]

65. You know why no one lives there?

Because you scared them off!

[xmas74]

69. I hope that I did!

They were all pukes anyways (nearly 70% Bush in last election).

[Guy Fawkes]

76. They wanted you to get drafted...

and die.

[xmas74]

81. I did hear that out of a vew of them.

Plus, that abortion should have been allowed in my case.

[Guy Fawkes]

86. It almost was...

but then they decided to punish your mother by letting you live.

[xmas74]

89. Nah, they decided to punish her by making her keep me

(I know, I have issues).

[Guy Fawkes]

99. If only...

you could trade your issues for intelligence and good looks...

[biscodawg]

25. hi xmas74

:hi:

[Guy Fawkes]

32. No! Bad dawg!

I bet you're not even an atomic dog... sucka'

[biscodawg]

44. whats an atomic dog?

(i love abuse)

[Guy Fawkes]

45. What kind of idiot hasn't heard...

of George Clinton!?

[biscodawg]

48. whos george clinton?

is he a clone of bush and clinton together????

[Guy Fawkes]

51. He's the father of P-funk!

Gah, you must be more dense then Ann Coulter!

[biscodawg]

59. p funk???

actually ann coulter isnt really dense she is super skinny stupid head and weighs 80 pounds

[Guy Fawkes]

66. Ach, you've made me into

an idiot! You're stupidity is contageious!

[xmas74]

40. Hello!

:hi:

[Guy Fawkes]

43. Damn you and your idiot trees!

IDIOT TREES!

[xmas74]

49. ThankyousirmayIhaveanother!

[Guy Fawkes]

53. How can you have your pudding...

if you don't eat your meat? Gah, you're a simpleton! I can't handle it! You're making me lose intelligence just by talking to you!

[xmas74]

60. I love someone questioning my intellegence!

Are you sure you are not my puke boss?

[Guy Fawkes]

67. "We don't need no education..."

Actually, YOU do!

[xmas74]

72. Yes I do!

I am rather naive at times.

[Guy Fawkes]

77. Is our children learning?

What do you say, bushie?

[xmas74]

84. No they aren't learning shit!

[Guy Fawkes]

88. They would be...

if you would stop your incessant talking!

[xmas74]

92. I'm lonely.

Need something to do before I actually go in to work tonight (they called me in).

[Guy Fawkes]

96. You're stupid, too...

but you don't seem to mind that.

[GOPisBAD]

17. Oh why not...

...go for it.

(Welcome to DU, you silly wanker?) :-)

[Guy Fawkes]

21. newb. (nt)

[GOPisBAD]

24. I feel so cheated.

What's up with that?

[Guy Fawkes]

26. Welcome to DU..

asshat.

[GOPisBAD]

52. asshat? Is that all you got?

I've seen 72 year old grandmas that could talk trash better than you, ya dog molesting wanker-lover. :-)

What better way to increase my post count than a good old fashioned pissing contest? LOL

[Guy Fawkes]

57. I've talked to mormons...

who swore more then you! You pansy-ass wanker, is this your best?

[GOPisBAD]

83. I've talked to morans..

and it appears as if now is no different. :-)

In fact, I've talked to Republicans that were better talking shit than you. How's that for swearing? I try not to swear, but sometimes, I have to drop the R-Bomb. LOL

[Guy Fawkes]

90. 'lol', your use of internet slang...

makes me want to kill myself. GG, U'v g07 t3h m4D 5kIzz135!

[GOPisBAD]

107. You're not even fucking speaking English now...

...have I brought you to that? Are you so desperate that you'll revert to gibberish? Damn, you're an even bigger right-wing anal masturbater than I originally thought. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. :-)

[Guy Fawkes]

109. Good gd, man...

how daft are you?
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

[Goathead]

29. O.K.

But you're the wanker... wanker.

[Guy Fawkes]

33. Ever hear the one about...

the guy who was shot by his sheep? I'm sorry they make fun of your stupidity like that... But I hope you got rid of the sheep.

[Goathead]

55. What the bloody fuck are you talking about? n/t

[Guy Fawkes]

73. Lower mammals don't...

recognize themselves in mirros, either.

[Goathead]

87. I suppose I will never get a straight answer out of you.

Ba dum bump... SPLASH! Thank you, thank you very much please remember to tip your waitresses. Good night

[Guy Fawkes]

93. I'm pretty sure you could...

if you weren't such a dolt.

[El Fuego]

34. Just do it!

[Guy Fawkes]

35. El Fuego?

More like El F*****.

[El Fuego]

54. Ha! #%@$#&!!! WANKER!!

:bounce:

[Guy Fawkes]

63. STFU, El F*cker!

[El Fuego]

121. You tawkin' to ME, Guy F*cker?

[Guy Fawkes]

124. Nice job, Fuego...

too bad your a wanker in the first place, or that might have hurt my feelings.

[kittenpants]

36. Can't we work this out?

[Guy Fawkes]

39. No we can't...

you spineless yellow dog liberal! Can't you be more of a spineless orange kitten liberal?

[CubsFan1982]

56. Hello!

I just got done vomiting up bad fast food. What do you have to say to THAT? :D

[Guy Fawkes]

68. Stop eating kittens,

you sick sick fuck.

[CubsFan1982]

74. Allergic, you pasty faced heap of pigeon droppings.

:P

[Guy Fawkes]

79. Pot to kettle- you are black!

You're skin is so white, it blinds people in natural light!

[SmileyBoy]

61. You grungy, foul-smelling scrotum boil.

:D

[Guy Fawkes]

70. Don't make me beat you...

like a red-headed step-child. That's right, daddy drinks because you're a pussy.

[DS1]

78. But I don't want to be called a wanker, it'll hurt my feelings

and you all know how sensitive and timid I am

[Guy Fawkes]

94. You just wish you were Bab. 5!

Screw you, and screw DS9!

[DS1]

97. You wanted a war? Well you just got yourself a war!

:D

[Guy Fawkes]

100. Tell it to Odo,

ya' earless sod.

[swag]

82. Takin' the piss

are we?

[Guy Fawkes]

98. Buyin' a woz,

if you've a wantin' for apple.

[swag]

103. Clearly I am outclassed yet again

and covet a translation.

[Guy Fawkes]

104. Silly wench,

Round of drinks on me!

[JohnLocke]

116. Eh? (nt)

[Guy Fawkes]

118. Count on an idiot to reply right before I go to bed...

Geez, how much of a wanker can you be?

[Huckebein the Raven]

120. Oh bollocks, I seem to have posted here by mistake

:P

[Guy Fawkes]

125. Oh bollocks, you also seem to be a wanker.

BOLDERDASH!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

122. You're twice everything I am. (nt)

[Guy Fawkes]

126. And twice besides!

Only a real would admit it!