The Mailman is here! The Mailman is here!

[RetroLounge]

Guess what I have in my mailbox while I'm away...

Be right back.

RL

[Aiptasia]

1. A little orphan annie decoder ring?

[RetroLounge]

9. Already have one!

RL

[Ironpost]

15. little orphan annie

ahhh, and her dog sandy. Daddy Warbucks

[democracyindanger]

2. The new phonebooks are here! The new phonebooks are here!

[boneygrey]

10. Finally, I'm somebody! n/t

[Bunny]

3. Income tax return?

[RetroLounge]

11. Already Spent it!

RL

[sundog]

4. illegal narcotics?

[RetroLounge]

12. They are illegal?

Who Knew?

:shrug:

RL

[demnan]

5. Your tax refund?

n/t

[RetroLounge]

13. See above...

:poof:

RL

[flamingyouth]

6. Karl Malone?

Sorry :D

[RetroLounge]

14. No, but he DID deliver the mail...

RL

[jrthin]

7. Such personal mail:

Dear Current Resident.

[RetroLounge]

16. I thought it said Dear Current Rodent...

on first glance...

RL

[SamanthaJones]

8. Next month's issue of "Plumpers"

:P

[RetroLounge]

17. are you in this issue?

:hi:

RL

[SamanthaJones]

20. LOL.

touché :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

18. SI swimsuit issue?

:shrug:

[RetroLounge]

19. Thery have a swimsuit issue?

Who knew?

RL

[JimmyJazz]

22. I call

[RetroLounge]

25. Big Shovel?

Barbie Sue?

Bikini Skin?

Bloviate Soon?

RL

[LeftyMom]

21. Nigerian Scam letter? nt

[question everything]

23. An invitation to join the Republican party...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. A Jesus Action Figure?

[RetroLounge]

29. With the Kung Fu Grip?

RL

[ralps]

26. Your weekly "Entertainment Weekly" Magazine

:shrug: :hi: :hug: :pals:

[RandomKoolzip]

27. A glazed ham?

[RetroLounge]

28. With Cloves!

RL

[Blue-Jay]

30. A Russian mail-order bride named Svetlana?