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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:32 PM
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"It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty"...
...and she smiled quietly to herself...

:evilgrin:

Bruce: New-Bruce, are you a Poofter?

Bruce: Are you a Poofter?

New-Bruce: No!

Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules:
Rule One! (Everybruce) No Poofters!
Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any
way at all -- if there's anybody watching.
Rule Three? (Everybruce) No Poofters!!
Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule Five, (Everybruce) No Poofters!
Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six.
Rule Seven, (Everybruce) No Poofters!!
Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.

Bruce: This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in
a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.

Everybruce: Amen!

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/TheBruces
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:40 PM
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1. Your name's not Bruce?
That's gonna cause some confusion. Mind if we just call you Bruce?

Sorry, that was from memory.
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Davis_X_Machina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:44 PM
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2. I teach logical positivism...
...and am also in charge of the sheep dip.
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:58 PM
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3. "I'd like to welcome the pommy bastard
to God's own earth, and I'd like to remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here."
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:59 PM
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4. Bruces On the Queen: "She's a good Sheila and
not all stuck up."
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