I'm inspired by The Office. I need to more practical jokes to use at work

[bigtree]

I was the joke king years ago. I lost my balls somewhere along the way. I need more pranks! Pronto!

Some of the best of the best (that I care to divulge):

-Calling a bunch of psychiatrist's offices with a sick sounding cry for help, giving them my boss's name and work number and asking the to have the doctor call me back right away.

-Sneaking into the job late and shaving down one of the wheels on a coworker's favorite cart.

-Squirting onion and garlic juice at an employee's work station everyday for two years.

_Hair shavings in my enemy's jacket collars.

-continual Rogaine mail for balding boss.

[Scout1071]

1. Those don't sound funny, they sound mean

[bigtree]

4. I would seriously harm these people if I didn't have some revenge

[Digit]

2. Leaving message for co-worker to call Mr Lyon...

...and then giving her the phone number for the zoo.

Take the receiver out of your co-workers phone (does that still work?) and then wait for them to get a call.

[bigtree]

6. Mr. Lyon!

Yeah!

[Radical Activist]

3. I signed one persons email up for lots of porno spam

actually, if you put someone email address on enough advertising, free offers and porno sites etc you can make an email address unusable.

[texas1928]

5. my favorite

is taking a small piece of paper and put it on the bottom of the mouse. It has to be small enough they do not see sticking out. Tape it in place. Whether it is an optical mouse or a ball mouse, it will not move. It is great watching them try and figure it out. Even better if they call the IT group and they can not figure it out.

[bigtree]

7. Good, good