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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:01 PM
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Entertain me
Please?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:01 PM
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1. Singing or Humor?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:02 PM
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2. I'll take whatever you've got.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:03 PM
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4. I'll have to do that later
asshole is here
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:04 PM
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8. asshole?
= brother?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:52 PM
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65. Yeah and I am back
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:55 PM
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68. Hi!
:hi:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:00 PM
Response to Reply #68
71. Whats up?
I need a thread to jack before I watch a movie.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:02 PM
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73. What movie ?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:03 PM
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74. Me and the brother are thinking about watching Braveheart
Though I personally want to play some Call of Duty tonight.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:07 PM
Response to Reply #74
78. Tough Choice
Does Call of Duty have the Battle of Stalingrad in it ?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:08 PM
Response to Reply #78
80. YES!
but I have to beat the American and British portions to get there.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:10 PM
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81. Where do you start the campaign ?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:12 PM
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84. For the Russians?
Ever see the film Enemy at the Gates, its like that. The American portion begins very similiar to Band of Brothers in Toccoa Georgia. The British portion is a lot like the book Peagus Bridge. I love the whole game, its great. I have to beat it before I get Brothers in Arms.Hmmmmm now how do I explain taht to my brother.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:16 PM
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Yeah I saw the movie
I really must play that game. Is there a version for the PS2 ?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:17 PM
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88. Yes and it starts out the same way but I havent gotten that far yet
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:13 PM
Response to Reply #74
86. Good movie
One of my favorites
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:16 PM
Response to Reply #86
87. Yeah I like it
Its a good one but long.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:03 PM
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3. I flirted with yvr girl for about 4 hours
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:03 PM
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5. No shit?
She's back to flirting?
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:04 PM
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7. She said it was a one time thing in that thread of hers
but I think she's rethinking her resolution

:evilgrin:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:13 PM
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20. It was in celebration of my 6000 milestone
Special occasion.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:03 PM
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6. ok, here goes...


guess i'm not much of a juggler

:hi:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:08 PM
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14. Most excellent
I am amused.
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:12 PM
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19. I'll second that.! n/t
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:05 PM
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9. I'll sing
I'm a little teapot, short and stout
here is my handle, here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up, here me shout.
Tip me over, and pour me out.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:08 PM
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12. My turn
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You never know dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:11 PM
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18. Me again
Itsy, bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain, and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain.
And the itsy, bitsy spider climbed up the spout again.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:14 PM
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22. ok, i'll see that and raise you
My Bonnie lies over the ocean
My Bonnie lies over the sea
My Bonnie lies over the ocean
Now bring back my Bonnie to me
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:19 PM
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27. Oh, ya. Take this.
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff, oh
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.

Together they would travel on boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name, oh

CHORUS

A dragon lives forever, but not so little boys
Painted wings and giants's rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave
So, Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave, oh

CHORUS

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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:22 PM
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31. You think you're the only one with a copy of Peter Paul & Mommy?
GOING TO THE ZOO

Daddy's takin' us to the zoo tomorrow,
zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow
Daddy's takin' us to the zoo tomorrow
and we can stay all day!

Chorus:
We're goin' to the zoo, zoo, zoo
How about you, you, you?
You can come too, too, too
We're goin' to the zoo, zoo, zoo.

See the elephant with the long trunk swingin'
Great big ears and a long trunk swingin'
Snuffin' up peanuts with a long trunk swingin'
And we can stay all day!

(Chorus)

See all the monkeys they're scritch-scritch scratchin'
jumpin' around and scritch-scritch scratchin'
Hangin' by the long-tail (huff huff huff)
And we can stay all day!

(Chorus)

There's a big black bear he's a huff-puff-a-puffin'
His coat's too heavy he's a huff-puff-a-puffin'
Don't get too near the huff-puff-a-puffin'
Or you won't stay all day!

(Chorus)

Well the seals in the pool all honk-honk-honkin'
Catchin' the fish and honk-honk-honkin'
Little tiny seals all honk-honk-honkin'
And we can stay all day!

(Chorus)

Well we stayed all day and I'm gettin' sleepy
Sittin' in the car gettin' sleep sleep sleepy
Home already gettin' sleep sleep sleepy
'Cause we have stayed all day.

We been to the zoo zoo zoo
So have you you you
You came too too too
We been to the zoo zoo zoo

MOMMY'S TAKIN' US TO THE ZOO TOMORROW!
Zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow!
Mommy's takin' us to the zoo tomorrow
And we can stay all day!

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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:27 PM
Response to Reply #31
41. I have no children (Don't you remember I hate motherhood?)
A Drinking Song

Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall and wind may blow,
And many miles be still to go,
But under a tall tree I will lie,
And let the clouds go sailing by.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:31 PM
Response to Reply #41
47. But these are memories from MY childhood
:P

BOA CONSTRICTOR

I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much!

Oh no, oh no, he swallowed my toe,
he swallowed my toe
Oh gee, oh gee, he's up to my knee,
he's up to my knee
Oh fiddle, oh fiddle, he's reached my middle,
he's reached my middle
Oh heck, oh heck, he's up to my neck,
he's up to my neck
Oh dread, oh dread, he swallowed my.... schlirppp!

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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:32 PM
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48. Your parents were scary
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:36 PM
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53. I was never a child
Edited on Thu Mar-24-05 09:37 PM by yvr girl
When I'm Up (I Can't Get Down)

by Unknown

I am the fountain of affection
I'm the instrument of joy
And to keep the good times rolling
I'm the boy, I'm the boy,
You know the world could be our oyster,
You just put your trust in me,
Cause we'll keep the good times rolling
Wait and see, wait and see....oh wait and see!

His Exhaltation, a sweet disintegration.
A few discolourations, then it comes along
up is why he chooses, the kisses and the bruises
There ain't nothing he refuses, then it comes along
It comes along, and I am lifted, I am lifted, I am lifted!

Chorus:
When I'm up I can't get down
Can't get down, can't get level
When I'm up I can't get down
Get my feet back on the ground
When I'm up I can't get down
Can't get down, can't get level
When I'm up I can't get down
Get my feet back on the ground

He just needs, something to blind him
Something to wind him up
It won't take long to find him
When it comes on strong.

Wise guys are grinning, street lights are spinning
The night is just beginning, and then it comes on strong
It comes on strong, and I am lifted, I am lifted, I am lifted!

Chorus

Oh it comes on strong, and I am lifted.
It comes on strong, and I am lifted.
I am lifted, I am lifted!

Chorus


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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:34 PM
Response to Reply #41
49. i love that song, and you-- i can't believe you don't know
"is that all there is". what a great song. (no, my house never burned down)
i posted my kitty saga in the lounge, because it went really well today for his cat.
plus it's a schivo story, and well, ya know...
i'm going out to celebrate. tks for the support, my crib sister.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:43 PM
Response to Reply #49
57. You kill me...I do know
Check your PMs when you get home
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:42 PM
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Oh no oh NO!!!
EARWORM!!!! AAAUGHHH!!!

Ok, phew.

Worst joke ever:

What's brown and sticky?
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a stick.

:P
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Ann Arbor Dem Donating Member (900 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:05 PM
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10. There once was a radio host from Ann Arbor...
Who could spin discs like no other...



(I'd better stop now before I get into trouble.)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:09 PM
Response to Reply #10
16. Who are we talking about?
You, or me?
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Ann Arbor Dem Donating Member (900 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:09 PM
Response to Reply #16
17. You, of course!
:evilgrin:
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:05 PM
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11. Do you like Star Wars ?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:17 PM
Response to Reply #11
26. thanks, padawan!
:D
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:20 PM
Response to Reply #26
28. no problem master progmom
:D
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:08 PM
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13. The rare six panel
Edited on Thu Mar-24-05 09:10 PM by Bok_Tukalo
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:08 PM
Response to Reply #13
15. Hee hee!
Thanks! :hi:
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:14 PM
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21. Okay. Examine this penny. It's a regular penny, right?
Okay. Give me the penny back.

Now I'm going to touch the penny with my magic pen.

LOOK! A little baby penny jumped out of the regular penny!



Thank you.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:15 PM
Response to Reply #21
24. Hey floo?
You're a genius.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:08 PM
Response to Reply #24
79. As long as you were entertained . . .
. . . I'm satisfied.

B-)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:12 PM
Response to Reply #79
83. terrifically
got any more tricks up your sleeve?
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:30 PM
Response to Reply #83
97. Okay. Here is another one.
Pick a card from this deck:



Memorize it.

Don't tell me what it is!

Let me know when you're ready.

B-)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:32 PM
Response to Reply #97
101. Ready
:D
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:35 PM
Response to Reply #101
104. All right. Is this the card you picked?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:36 PM
Response to Reply #104
105. Oh.
:(


i really want to say yes.

but no.


you wanna try again?
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:40 PM
Response to Reply #105
108. All right. How about this one?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:41 PM
Response to Reply #108
109. Well...you have the suit right....
:shrug:
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:44 PM
Response to Reply #109
110. Okay. I can do this.
Was it one of these?

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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:46 PM
Response to Reply #110
115. I appreciate you trying so hard
But....
No.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:47 PM
Response to Reply #115
116. No problem. I got it. I got it.
Do you see your card now? Ah ha!

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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:48 PM
Response to Reply #116
118. Just how many 8s are in that deck????
:shrug:
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:52 PM
Response to Reply #118
119. Well FUCK ME RUNNIN'!
I'm throwing this book away.



B-)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:52 PM
Response to Reply #119
120. hey Floog?
:yourock:
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:58 PM
Response to Reply #120
123. If I rock . . .
. . . then you ROLL!

B-)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 11:01 PM
Response to Reply #123
125. Why thank you!
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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:14 PM
Response to Original message
23. Can I ask you a question? n/t
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:15 PM
Response to Reply #23
25. You're welcome.
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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:22 PM
Response to Reply #25
30. What is Kepler's first law?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:24 PM
Response to Reply #30
34. erm
The orbit of each planet is an ellipse with the sun at one focus.
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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:27 PM
Response to Reply #34
40. Did you google that? Cause if you didn't I'm impressed.
I'm impressed by you anyway though. You're very charming. :loveya:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:30 PM
Response to Reply #40
45. ...and now I'm blushing.
I googled it.
Do you hate me now?
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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:35 PM
Response to Reply #45
52. No I didn't know it either, only I used Wikipedia
I'll ask something you can't google. What was the last state admitted into the union before Alaska and Hawai'i?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:47 PM
Response to Reply #52
64. Arizona?
:shrug:
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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:27 PM
Response to Reply #64
96. Yes, that wasn't a good one
I realized that everything can be googled
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:30 PM
Response to Reply #96
98. Yup
But thanks for playing with me!

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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:21 PM
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29. I'm sticking a finger in the air-
Guess which one it is? :P
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:23 PM
Response to Reply #29
32. this one?
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:24 PM
Response to Reply #32
35. NO!
The finger of that woman from Wendy's! :P
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:26 PM
Response to Reply #35
38. AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
enough with that fucking finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:silly:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:28 PM
Response to Reply #38
42. HAHA!
Sorry, that's my last finger joke. But I feel the finger thing is less annoying although less relevent than Terri. I'm sick of that mess.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:23 PM
Response to Original message
33. Um.. I'll tell you a story.
Edited on Thu Mar-24-05 09:23 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04
Today, the Eager Beaver men came, and limbed the trees in my back yard, which is good before some of them were starting to grow into power lines.. and anyway theses make the biggest mess known to man! And the guys didn't have their blower, so my mom and I have to clean up our back yard, and the side of our house. Icky! So messy.

Hmm.. that's a boring story. Let me try again.



Once upon a time, there four super gorgeous women and they all traveled from different far away lands to the city known as "Bean Town" and when they got there the natives on the city, ran for their lives, for they knew these were four bad ass chicks who wanted to raise some trouble.

The leader, a small but feisty woman, cried out for all to here, "I demanded you bring me men and liquor!" And with a wave of her hand, a giant leopard print chair appeared, and as she seated herself the natives ran to around to grant her wish.

The next to speak up was a tall woman with pricing eyes, she cried out, "I demanded you bring me jazz and liquor!" With a wave of her hand an orange art deco chair appeared, and as she seated herself the natives ran around to grant her wish.

Next came a lovely woman, with shining hair of brown, and she cried out, "I demand you bring me the one they call William Pitt!" The crowd stirred, for they did not know where to find this William Pitt, a man stepping forward and said, "please ma'am, I am Mat of the Com. This William Pitt is nothing but a drunkard, what could you want with him?" And the woman replied, "it is none of your concern, just take me to him you fool!" And so the man lead her off to where she could find William Pitt.

Lastly, came the youngest of the woman, stepping forward she cried out for all to hear, "bring me Boston Cream pie, and none shall be hurt!" Her cry rang out through the streets and the natives brought her pie.

:P
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:25 PM
Response to Reply #33
37. Hey Rev?
:loveya:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:26 PM
Response to Reply #37
39. You liked my story then?
Yay!

:loveya:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:29 PM
Response to Reply #39
43. Oh very much.
And I love that you remembered my chair. :loveya:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:30 PM
Response to Reply #43
44. How could I forget? It's a kick ass chair.
:7
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:42 PM
Response to Reply #33
56. Two thumbs up my dear
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:44 PM
Response to Reply #56
58. haha thank you, thank you.
:7
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:44 PM
Response to Reply #33
59. Rev, you're a good writer...
In a very sort of pseudo-royal setting :)
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:45 PM
Response to Reply #59
62. LOL! Thanks. :D
I knew there had to be a reason why I wrote a book. :silly:
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:54 PM
Response to Reply #62
67. :P
Did you really? (insert whatever smiley here that denotes that I'm bad at reading internet sarcasm....)
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:58 PM
Response to Reply #67
69. Yes, I did really.
:)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:00 PM
Response to Reply #69
72. You wrote a book?
Fo shizzle?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:05 PM
Response to Reply #72
75. Fo shizzle.
:)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:13 PM
Response to Reply #75
85. Can I read it?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:18 PM
Response to Reply #85
89. LOL! Um.. it needs to be edited, and parts rewrote.
But if you want to, sure. :shrug:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:20 PM
Response to Reply #89
90. Fun!
:D
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:22 PM
Response to Reply #90
92. LOL! how we going to work this?
Edited on Thu Mar-24-05 10:24 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04
PM me your email? I'll send you the first couple chapters? :shrug:

And it's really not that good, it's the first thing I've ever wrote other then some poems.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:25 PM
Response to Reply #92
94. whats going on eh?
Oh and I tricked my brother, I got all kinds of time.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:31 PM
Response to Reply #92
99. I done did it
My e-mail addy is in your inbox.

Yay!
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:21 PM
Response to Reply #89
91. Cool!
Need a copy-editor? :D
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:24 PM
Response to Reply #91
93. Yes!
:D
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:27 PM
Response to Reply #93
95. I'm not a professional
But I used to copy-edit for the campus paper for a couple years. At the very least, I'm decent at catching spelling and grammar errors, and the spots where things don't flow well. PM me about it if you're serious :)
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:31 PM
Response to Reply #95
100. Hey, that's what I need!
I seriously have to go through it first, I know there are parts and I want to change and stuff. But after that, I'll being PMing you left and right. :P
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:44 PM
Response to Reply #100
111. Ok, cool....
Just let me know, whenever :)
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:58 PM
Response to Reply #111
122. Sweet. You rock!
Now this might actually get my to start the fixing(editing? something like that) process of the book. :D
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:24 PM
Response to Original message
36. WHAT!
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:30 PM
Response to Original message
46. this is what i've been up to... and i think i deserve a drink now......
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:34 PM
Response to Reply #46
50. Wow.
The more I get to know you, the more in awe I am of you.

You are amazing.

:hug:


One of these, maybe?


or perhaps:
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:59 PM
Response to Reply #50
70. no, it was a fluke opportunity to help........
and it was wonderful for me, because with this friend, i was feeling pretty useless.
i feel a lot better about that, too.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:34 PM
Response to Original message
51. Do you like belly button lint?
Just curious.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:46 PM
Response to Reply #51
63. Only if it comes from
...your belly button.

:P
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:52 PM
Response to Reply #63
66. Let me go scoop out a batch!
:7
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Cadence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:40 PM
Response to Original message
54. O.k. Butt don't say I didn't warn ya!!
:hi:

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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:44 PM
Response to Reply #54
60. Oh no
That's just terrible.

Bad Cadence!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:40 PM
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55. No.
:P
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 09:45 PM
Response to Reply #55
61. Yes!
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:06 PM
Response to Original message
76. JJ's thread is beating your thread
this thread needs to catch up

:P
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:06 PM
Response to Reply #76
77. Yeah it is
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:11 PM
Response to Reply #76
82. Yeah, but I'm over there posting too
She's too chicken to be posting in my thread.


You hear that JimmyJazz?! Chicken!
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:32 PM
Response to Reply #82
102. I got nothing entertaining
but I'll post here anyway to help you get ahead of JJ. The nerve of her! Stealing your thunder.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:37 PM
Response to Reply #102
107. I got thunder to spare, baby
And I'll share it with JJ any day. :)

You too, for that matter.

:hi:
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:48 PM
Response to Reply #107
117. Ha! Six ahead!
This will make seven. :hi:
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Gannon Man Date Donating Member (123 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:33 PM
Response to Original message
103. For every thing
turn turn turn
there is a season
turn turn turn
and a time for every purpose
something something
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:37 PM
Response to Reply #103
106. you seem to have run out of gas there at the end



wanna try again?
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Gannon Man Date Donating Member (123 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:54 PM
Response to Reply #106
121. Isn't "something something"
the generic substitute for "I'm too dumb to remember the words, and too lazy to google them"?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:59 PM
Response to Reply #121
124. Sing me a song you know all the words to then
I know you can do it!
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:45 PM
Response to Original message
112. This post is to break the tie with JJ's thread
you earned it

:)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:45 PM
Response to Reply #112
113. for the two point conversion here
*kicks* :D.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 10:45 PM
Response to Reply #112
114. Aw DL
Who loves ya?


progmom loves ya.
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