Manhole Cover Thieves On The Loose

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

"(AP) With the price of scrap iron up, thieves have turned to pilfering manhole covers in several Ohio cities.

Akron, Columbus and Dayton say dozens of manhole covers and sewer grates have been disappearing, leaving gaping holes up to 20 feet deep in streets.

The thefts are costing the cities thousands of dollars and raising safety concerns."

http://cbs2chicago.com/cooler/watercooler_story_082111303.html

[JohnKleeb]

1. Stupid thieves

Who steals a manhole cover?

[Logiola]

2. that's called a do it yourself tax rebate..

[name not needed]

3. Lay off 'em.

Hey, a missing manhole cover never hurt anyone. Besides, everyone with a fully functioning brain knows the CIA uses sewers to distribute mind control signals.

[JohnKleeb]

4. What on earth are you talking about

The CIA does NOT use sewers to distrubute mind control signals. Mind control bah.

[name not needed]

5. Yes they do.

It's so simple. The mind control waves go from the sewers to your toilet. And when you're sitting on the toilet, your sphincter absorbs the mind control rays. Duh.

[JohnKleeb]

7. Ahh huh

next you'll tell me that god married Terry Schiavo :eyes:

[name not needed]

8. You've been brainwashed

[JohnKleeb]

9. No you've been reading too much damn trash

[name not needed]

10. What are you doing to help raise awareness?

While you're busy watching TV and spreading lies, I'm out telling people that there is a growing threat seeping into their houses from their bathrooms!

[JohnKleeb]

11. Get off the crack dude!

jesus christ man.

[name not needed]

13. I'm not on crack

Don't be mad just because I am more enlightened than you.

[JohnKleeb]

14. Yeah and thats why I nearly cheated my way in to Yale

:eyes: sure dude sure

[Lone_Star_Dem]

20. It's 100% true!

See!



Be afraid, be very afraid! :scared:

[JohnKleeb]

21. Jesus Christ

[Lone_Star_Dem]

22. No, that's an undercover CIA operative.

It's a *hity job but someone has to do it. :7

[Undercover Owl]

15. remember that movie with a guy who had special sunglasses

and he could see "mind contol" with the sunglasses.

What was that movie?!!

[JohnKleeb]

16. I dont know

I do rememeber a family guy episode with Bill Cosby now.

[DS1]

18. They live

see <-

[Huckebein the Raven]

19. That movie was called: They Live

a classic

[Logiola]

23. haha.. that would be "They Live"

one of the best worst movies ever.. stars the great Rodey Piper.. haha

[sasquatch]

12. Does that mean you need Tinfoil underwear?

:shrug:

[amber dog democrat]

6. you are correct.

The FBI does domestically.

[DS1]

17. You can have my heart, but you can't have my manhole!