Lordy, lordy! Look who's forty!

[Magrittes Pipe]

:bounce::party::toast::loveya::bounce::party::toast::loveya::bounce::party::toast::loveya:

Happy birthday, dolo amber!!!1 :yourock:

:bounce::party::toast::loveya::bounce::party::toast::loveya::bounce::party::toast::loveya:

[terrya]

1. Happy Birthday, dolo amber!!!

Have a very happy birthday. Get that guy to do something special for you. :-)

:loveya: :party: :toast: :yourock:

[asthmaticeog]

2. WOO HOO!

Happy B-Day, D! Now go get drunk and laid!

[matcom]

3. i think she is too old for that

:P

j/k

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :bounce:

[dolo amber]

4. I'm not 40, you dumbtard

I mean, I realize you like your women a little on the ripe side, but don't go projecting your fetishes onto me ffs... :eyes:

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Why, good morning, starshine.

I hope you had many sweet dreams of birthday goodies and prizes and such.

I dreamed of burning and wailing and death. :(

[dolo amber]

7. Good

I'm glad I didn't spend all that money on those subliminal 'dreaming of buring and wailing and death' cds for nothin'.


40 indeed. :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. You put the grim fucking reaper in my birthday thread.

Calling you 40 is nothing. ;)

[lumberingbear]

59. Like this???

[SarahB]

8. I didn't think you were.

Happy birthday though! :party:

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. And anyway... what's that got to do with how I like my women to smell?

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

22. Ripe?? tsk tsk tsk

:P

[StopTheMorans]

6. happy birthday you old bag!

:party: :toast:

[sundog]

11. Wow! You have the same birthday as

someone who broke my heart 10 years ago :cry: ....

Can I use it as an excuse to hold a grudge against you? :grr: :P

Happy BDay

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

:party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party:

[StopTheMorans]

12. Debbie Downer, is that you?

:shrug: :P

[sundog]

15. no, I'm just trying to ruin dolo's birthday...

just like when people say "you ruined christmas" ... or "you ruined my wedding" .. or "you ruined sadie hawkins day"

they don't call me the black sheep for nothin :7

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. I think I've already done that.

I just hope HEyHEY likes his hip-hop dance party.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. That's the stage after rigor-mortis right?

[arwalden]

14. Happy Birthday!!!

:loveya: :hug: :pals: :toast: :yourock:

[eyesroll]

16. Happy birthday, dolo amber!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:toast: :toast: :toast:

[JimmyJazz]

17. Happy Birthday, Tater Tart!

:P - you're catching up to me! I'll wait.

[Misunderestimator]

18. It just gets better after 40! Woohoooo!

:toast: Happy Birthday, dolo!

[progmom]

19. Happy birthday, oh wise one

:P

[Left Is Write]

20. Happy 40th, dolo amber!

[XNASA]

21. Have Fun on Your Birthday!!

You don't have many left.

:toast:

[Blue-Jay]

23. YAY! Happy 40th!!!!!

<snarf>

[Wat_Tyler]

25. Happy Birthday, you decrepit old trout.

:party:

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. The mother feels the baby kicking.

Long before it's even a baby, she feels it kick, and it reminds her that she's going to be a mother and that she's going to have a child, a girl child that will one day grow into a woman and will one day have children of her own. It stops kicking, and she is born, and she is beautiful, and the world outside is nothing like the womb -- it is harsh, cold, bright; and eventually the baby stops kicking and settles in to its own poor acre amid the crags.

But you never stopped kicking.

Kicking against the doldrums and the pains, the violence that is this life. Kicking against walls built up over the years by yourself or by others. You took up arms against a legion of enemies, and you drank wine from their skulls. You laid down in the lion's den and emerged a bit scratched, but none the worse.

Now you're still kicking, although the walls are softer. You know that our world and our place in it is defined by struggle, and you beat on; but you also know that it's all worth it. That, ultimately, the struggle is what makes you fully human, which is more than can be said for most of your brothers and sisters on this rocky earth. That it is your strength, your perseverance, your unwavering dedication to the things that really matter which make you more than that kicking fetus which was spat out into the light these 38 years ago. And that without this day, I would be a much lesser man than I am.

Just about the rarest gift I can offer anyone is my respect, which is something you've earned in spades. I am ever-impressed by the woman you are, and I am ever-thankful for what you've given me. Thank you for making it possible for us to kick against the walls together; and we'll keep kicking this shit till there's no more left of these fleshy vessels.

Now THAT's living.

Happy birthday. :)

[Susang]

27. I know you're not forty this year

Only I get to turn forty this year! ;-)

So have a happy birthday, safe in the knowledge that you're still significantly younger than I am! :D

:toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast:
:toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast:
:toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast:
:toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast:

[Lorien]

35. No, you're not the only one: I'll be 40 on the 30th!

Happy Birthday Dolo Amber, you young thing you! :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[redqueen]

28. Happy Birthday!

:bounce: :bounce:

:beer: :toast: :beer: :party: :beer: :smoke: :beer:

:hi:

[tigereye]

29. Happy Birthday!

actually life after 40 is pretty good, but you still have a few years to go yet!

:toast:

[GOPBasher]

30. Happy Birthday! :-) n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. A kick doesn't seem appropriate...

...how's about a nudge from a walker? :P

[SOteric]

32. Congratulations on another successful

trip around the sun.

:party: :bounce:

[Kellanved]

33. Happy Birthday D !

:bounce::party::toast::loveya::bounce::party::toast::loveya::bounce::party::toast::loveya:

[fallout]

34. Happy Birthday!... uuh those emoticons didn't work

[Beware the Beast Man]

36. Happy B-Day, dolo amber!

Even though you're 44 today, I'd still hit it! :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. Indeed.

They made a movie about us, you know.

[JimmyJazz]

38. I'd make you sleep on the sofa for a week for that one.

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. Whew! Dodged a bullet there!

:7

[JimmyJazz]

40. Are you taking advantage of the fact that I've lost my will to snark?

[Magrittes Pipe]

41. I don't even know anymore.

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. Happy

Birthday! :toast: and many more! :hi:

[terrya]

43. Kick for more birthday wishes!

:-)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

44. 'Appy Birthday, love!

:)

[Magrittes Pipe]

46. When did you become a Cockney bootblack?

And why wasn't I informed? :shrug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

50. 'At's cause no one thought ye'd give a fiddlers fart.

I been a bootblack all along, gov'na! An' a right fine un, an no mistake!

[RandomKoolzip]

45. Happy birthday.

.....and pass the Metamucil.

[Magrittes Pipe]

51. What's funny is that you're even older than she is...

...despite being a decade younger. :shrug:

[redqueen]

47. keek

:headbang:

[4_Legs_Good]

48. Woo hoo!!! Happy Birthday

:party: :party:

:beer: :toast: :beer:

david

[Debbi801]

49. Happy BIrthday!!

:party:

Debbi

[JohnKleeb]

52. happy birthday and is hedges becoming new yawker?

[dolo amber]

53. Happy Birthday Mom!

Vince, you're an asshole-io....
She's not 40 you dumbtard...
heh.
*hello everyone, this is Dolo's daughter... you know if "happy birthday MOM" didn't already give it away..*
FFs, my mom IS old..^_^
:loveya:

[redqueen]

54. Hi dolo's daughter!

Nice to 'meet' ya. :hi:

And no she's not, so stop saying that! :P

:kick:

[dolo amber]

57. Nice mouth

:eyes:

Thanks for the wishes tho, kid. ;) :hug:

[dolo amber]

55. Thanks so much, everyone

Warmed the cockles of me 'eart, it did. :loveya:

Just for the record... I'M NOT 40. I'm 38.

Shame on you all for believing anything Hedges says...you should know better. :P

;)

[JohnKleeb]

56. I knew Hedges was lying, can I have a cookie?

[dolo amber]

58. You can't have my cheesecake/chocolate brownie my boss brought me

But a cookie...sure, no prob. ;)

[JohnKleeb]

61. Well that sounds awesome

any cookie will do.

[Magrittes Pipe]

64. We've got a bag of ginger snaps.

We're going on South Beach next week, we gotta get rid of them somehow.

[JohnKleeb]

65. excellent, I already have milk

[Magrittes Pipe]

60. Sure, honey.

I'll get you some of this stuff:

http://www.hdis.com/

[Blue-Jay]

62. So...you're MY age?!?!

Bloody hell, I'm old!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

63. And every time we hang out, you age a little more.