Sarcastic Bumper-Ribbon Suggestions

[aeolian]

I'm going to buy a custom bumber-ribbon from supportourribbons.com

I've considered the following options:


"Support Foreign Ribbon Factories"

"How the fuck does this support anything?"

"I hate your Ford Focus"

"I'm 13th-Generation, who the hell are you?"

"My other ribbon is blue"

and, of course,

"Fuck you."



but I'd love to hear any other suggestions that the great and powerful internet may provide. Whatcha got? :)

[Kire]

1. toss-up

between

"How the fuck does this support anything?"

and

"I hate your Ford Focus" (this one has nice ring to it)

[Jackpine Radical]

2. How 'bout one of those POW/MIA ribbons

captioned Abu Ghraib

[LynzM]

3. I like the

Support Foreign Ribbon Factories

or

How the fuck does this support anything

personally. :)

[skygazer]

4. I rather like

"Support Foreign Ribbon Factories." I'd buy one of those.

[fauxpolitico]

5. Definitely Option #2

How does this support anything?

I like it.

[pstans]

6. I like the Support Foreign Ribbon Factories

The "I hate your Ford Focus" should be changed to "I hate your Ford Explorer." A Ford Focus gets decent gas mileage is a pretty cheap car, so the person who drives one is probably a single mom with 3 kids and working at Wal Mart with no health insurance.

[HarrietBrown]

8. I have a Ford Focus mainly for good gas mileage

and I wanted a cheap car when I needed a new one this year so I could send more money to Kerry and other dems who needed money. So, I like the other stickers, but not that one so much. Save your hate for SUVs.

[aeolian]

9. I don't hate Focuses, per se...

I just can't stand those stupid "I love my Ford Focus" commercials. They make me want to put an axe through the TV.

[ET Awful]

7. How about a greyish green ribbon

"Support Your Local Billionaire" :)

[aeolian]

10. I like! (n/t)