Bob Boudelang Salutes the New Head of the EPA

[MrBenchley]

A shameless vanity post...

"But that is why I was so excited to read that George W. has nominated Steven Johnson, who is in favor of testing pestasides on humans and even on little kids, to head the Environmental Prevention Agency. Now at last the age-own question, about whether poison is dangerous, can be answered once and for all. That is the sort of science America’s science should be doing after all, instead of stem cells or the like.

I was so excited to hear this that I sat down and wrote him a letter:

Dear Dr. Steven Johnson:
It is about time we had a scientist who believed in feeding insectasides to children and other people for money. For too long the wrong kind of people have cared about the environment and public health. Now at last we have a bold new type of leader like Our Great President to stand up for poison, torture and no gay marriage.

I know you get it.
Signed
A Friend.

P.S.: Where can I get money for eating ant paste? I have been eating it for nearly four years. However, I do not have any receipts but that does not mean I stole it no matter what anyone says. Please send me an email at [email protected] and let me know.


I wrote "This is not anthrax" on the envelope justin case. And yes, George W. has not caught the anthrax killer or Osama Bin Laden, but that does not mean he is an incompetent crooked drunk, so stop saying that!

[Bunny]

1. Once again, brilliant!

Thanks Mr. B. I included a link to the article:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/05/123.html

[MrBenchley]

2. Thanks...

Apropos of nothing, TVLand has begun showing SCTV reruns late at night...last night they included the monumentally great Fantasy Island show, and an episode built around "Lee Iococca's Rock Concert" which could only compete with "Don Kirshner's Rock Concert" if it got a billion dollar bail out from the government....

[Bunny]

3. Oh, I'll have to look for that. I love SCTV!

[MrBenchley]

4. So do I...their stuff is brilliant

By the way, Bob Boudelang keeps getting spam scam e-mails purporting to be from eBay, warning that they need his updated credit card information...he got one this morning.

I report them to eBay, who has confirmed they ARE a scam...

[MrBenchley]

5. Shameless vanity kick....

[BikeWriter]

7. A kick for my friend...

[underpants]

6. Let me know what you find out about money for eating ant paste

I've got a kid on the way and college will be here sooner than I know.

[MrBenchley]

8. Will do...

and remember, nobody but envirowhackos can prove it causes sweats, dizziness, a rash and memory loss....