What is the first thing you think of, typically, when you get up in the AM

[steve2470]

or in the evening or afternoon, if that's your schedule. Hmm ? Careful folks, this is a PG-13 rated thread. :-)

[fluffernutter]

1. going pee.

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. lol

me too

[BiggJawn]

23. Gotta PEEEEEE!!!!

Bitch gettin' older, ain't it?

[no name no slogan]

27. Gimmee a P! Gimmee a P! Gimmee a P!

What's that spell??? :P

[Ladyhawk]

51. I gotta get a drink and I gotta pee...just remember not to mix it up...

...and drink out of the toilet.

Seriously, this is what I think. :)

[burythehatchet]

3. how long I have to wait before I can pee

[IntravenousDemilo]

37. Why does it hurt when I peeeeeeeeee?

That's only 'cause you're obviously a Zappa fan.

[ET Awful]

4. "Must get cat off my face, cat is warm, cute and purring, but I can't

breath with my face full of cat fur."

[CottonBear]

5. Coffee.

Then pee. Then feed cats.

[Vanje]

6. "Maybe this is finally the morning when I cant get out of bed....

...because , holy CRAP! My back hurts!

[InvisibleTouch]

7. Whatever song was playing in my head all night.

Pretty common occurrance these days.

Either that, or, to the dogs: "You're kidding - you want to get up now??"

[tridim]

8. My puppy gets me up every morning at 6:30am

All I can think about is getting the morning potty session done as quickly as possible so I can get back into bed.

[jab105]

9. Crap...I'm running late!

thats my normal...

[redqueen]

10. I think about how much I want to get up and work out.

Heh... not.

[yvr girl]

11. I think about the time

I don't need an alarm clock. First thing I do is check my watch to see if I need to get up.

[AlCzervik]

12. What day is it? It never fails every morning i wake up

i have to think about what day of the week it is.

[LiberallyInclined]

13. where's my methadone...?

I'm a chronic pain patient who awakes with pain every day, not a junkie.

I generally need 30mg of methadone, and 20mg of flexeril just to get out of bed.

[guitar man]

14. this sucks

my job sucks, do I have to do this shit again today? :(

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:7

[Discord]

16. Coffee.

everything else can be done while its brewing.

:D

[4_Legs_Good]

17. NO F*CKING WAY!!!

No F8cking way can it be time to get up already!!!

:mad:

Almost always followed by either:

1. "Starting Over" by John Lennon playing through my head for hours because my Zen Alarm clock chime sounds like the chime at the beginning of the song

2. Some Schoolhouse Rock song playing over and over and over for the next 3 hours.

david

[BarbaRosa]

18. How do these damn cats know

when it's a half hour until the alarm goes off.:shrug:

[all.of.me]

19. 'what day is it?'

[dbonds]

20. I hope that Bush crap was a bad dream.

Then I turn on the news looking to see if he is still raping us. Every day.

[bobthedrummer]

21. I head to the coffee pot.

[jswordy]

22. SHIT...TIME TO GET READY FOR WORK!

[moof]

24. Damn, woke up again.

another day in a world that rejects reality and embraces ignornace
all the while proclaiming they are free.

Death is better than life without liberty.

[MissMillie]

25. "Do I have to get up?.....

... or is it Saturday?"

[BigMcLargehuge]

26. what time is it, and how much time can I spend with my kids and wife

before cloistering myself in the office for work

[Floogeldy]

28. Where's my damn cigarettes?

B-)

[JohnKleeb]

29. I love you so and so! kidding its actually agh another day of school

[put out]

30. Why was I just dreaming about getting a dog to

play on complicated playground equipment. Why was I dreaming about packing coffee cups into an overnight bag. Why was I dreaming about collecting pencils into a baggie. Why was I dreaming of trying to get dressed in pants which are clearly a foot too long. Why was I dreaming of riding a bicycle with no handlebars. Why was I dreaming of snagging wigs out of a fast running river. Why was I dreaming of being head-first into a sleeping bag.

Some days, it's a bit of a relief to wake up and start moving. I have to work too hard when I'm dreaming.

[progmom]

31. My 3 year old wakes us up every morning by jumping into bed

....and cuddling with us.

My next thought, after all those waves of love, is: Do I REALLY have to go to work today???

[Redstone]

32. How beautiful my wife is.

And I'm not joking. Nor sucking up to her, because she won't see this.

Redstone

[vikegirl]

33. Snooze button n/t

[Huckebein the Raven]

34. Bathroom

[wideopen]

35. I wonder if maybe.....

theres a chance that...no probably not, might as well get up and take a shower.

[Kenneth ken]

36. I guess I better feed the cats

since you said "get up" rather than wake up.

If you meant wake up, it goes more like this:

dammit kitty, stop biting!*
do I really have to get up, or can I try going back to sleep?
what day is it?
what time is it?
what do I have to do today?

* 95% of the time the reason I wake up when I do is because one or the other of the cats is biting me, so I will wake up and feed them.

[Worst Username Ever]

38. "why did I have that last drink..."

[trof]

39. 1. pee 2. coffee, but usually it's

1. pee (2 a.m.) 2. pee (6 a.m.) 3. coffee (6.02 a.m.)
That's the standard geezer morning ritual.

[Nikia]

40. How much I am dreading going to work that day

Is that a good sign that I need a different job?

[Skittles]

41. my cat won't leave me alone until I feed him

doesn't matter if there's food in his bowl - he wants "new" food - NOW

[skygazer]

42. Oh, crap, it's time to get up already?

I get up for work at 3:20 am and it's always too damn early. However, that thought is almost immediately followed by a list of things I need to do at work. Which is grim.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

43. FIRST: pee

But only if/when I can get my stupid stiff joints to move! Then, am I going to work, or to the gym; therefore dress accordingly; then maybe go online; see if ANYONE answered my posts; later, breakfast...and coffee and newspaper...


:kick:

[LiberalEsto]

44. Pee, then tea

it just keeps going round and around...

[Ariana Celeste]

45. First, I ponder tossing my alarm at the wall.

Then I think, "Well, damn."

[yellowdogintexas]

46. What DAY is it?

Get out of my way you feline tub of lard..

Pee

then coffee

WTF will I wear to work today

[El Fuego]

47. (*hope*) "Is it . . Saturday? (Then despair when I realize it's not)

[blockhead]

48. I wake up and think...

Yes! A new personal best record for most consecutive days alive!

[DawgHouse]

49. Coffee...

thank goodness for coffeepots with automatic timers!

[Biased Liberal Media]

50. Awww sh*t!

[Freebird12004]

52. coffee

:donut: