Chick Tract of the Day: The Evils of Evolution and Public School

[Zuni]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1051/1051_01.asp

[KitchenWitch]

1. eek

Is it me or does Susy look like a zombie?

As a former fundie myself, what Susy did is not advised, males are supposed to witness to males, and females to females.

[Zuni]

2. That l'il tramp!

and Timmy is a negro, no less

[ET Awful]

3. Chick is a never-ending source of amusement

I'm glad he informed me that dinosaurs walked the earth only 6,000 years ago. I would have gone on thinking that the mountains (literally) of evidence proving otherwise were actually factual.

Next he needs to do a tract on the formation of the Grand Canyon to corect all of us who think it was caused my millions of years of erosion.

Oh, and somebody should really tell little Suzy that the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs anywhere, in fact, it seems like maybe those folks that wrote the Bible didn't even know dinosaurs had ever existed. Heck, an educated person might even think that the reason there's no mention and that nobody knew about them was they died out eons before the Bible was written, and no evidence of them had been found yet (other than the bits that lead to legends of dragons and the like).

[Zuni]

4. remember, if you believe in evolution instead of Jesus

you'll go to hell.
Li'l Susy told me so.

PS--Canada banned him. It is illegal to have Chick tracts in Canada

[ET Awful]

5. Does that mean all Canadians are going to hell?

?

[Zuni]

6. probably

Canada is a land of sin