Wanna see the opposition? Hannity has pix!

[placton]

Just for yuks, and if you wanna see the people (at least singles) who support the CFR (current fascist regime), Sean Hannity helps out! He's got a singles portion of his website. Please go there. You will REALLY appreciate your current significant other once you go thru just a few of these. It's GOOD to laugh at, not with, the opposition.

OOPS! here's the express train to Gooper singles hell:

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/

[ashmanonar]

1. heh...

the first page is such a sausage fest. there's like 2 women on there.

[underpants]

4. Uh-OH

[The Backlash Cometh]

10. Who is more inclined to wear white lipstick? Repub or Dem women?

It's such a hideous choice for older women.

[WoodrowFan]

14. I saw her on "Flame Warriors"

it's Strumpet!

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/strumpet.htm

[grace0418]

75. KLASSY! With a "K"!

Nice shirt too.

[placton]

80. wanna see my Christian values? (n/t)

[ashmanonar]

95. GNAH!

*falls backwards in chair*

[Zuni]

139. check out this Iran-Contra Hottie on Page 12

She is Lisa and she loves John pointdexter and Bon Jovi


Description: Late 30s single white female, no children, brown hair/brown eyes, very conservative in thinking and dress. Bachelor's Degree from the University of Kentucky in Business, have been in the management end of the transportation industry since high school. I've been a Republican since before I was old enough to vote, and have stumped for Presidents Reagan, Bush 41 and Bush 43. Campaigned for Robert Dole, as well as many Kentucky candidates. I have no siblings, am very close with my parents, who are still married after almost 40 years. I believe in God, I pray, and I'm a devoted NASCAR fan. I'm even a loyal Bon Jovi fan, even though Jon Bon Jovi's political beliefs are different from my own. My parents, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Alexander Haig and Teresa Earnhardt are my heroes. I am a proud American patriot, I support our troops (adopted a soldier), and I strongly believe that we shouldn't buy vehicles made in a country we've fought in a war. (You won't be seeing anything but Chevys in my driveway, thank you.) I love to read - fiction, non-fiction, enjoy photography and travel and have had the same best friend since we were 12.
Viewed: 1118 times.

[fudge stripe cookays]

143. Why not Fords, honey?

You know, Chevrolet is actually a FRENCH word. It means "piece of shit."

FSC

[Kingshakabobo]

2. Ack!

It amazes me. The number of "twenty something" staunch Republicans that believe in freedom but none of them say they can be contacted in Iraq via an APO.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[placton]

5. Most amazing things:

-how many of these folks think pix of them holding dead animals/fish is attractive
-the aforementioned youngsters who are not joining up to advance democracy
-that some people (ie nurses) who you'd think would have some sense are wingers

People: the men in this group are the face of conservative blogger-dom

[chickenscratching]

47. and they all wear sweatpants and have a four-wheeler

what gives???

[underpants]

3. Page 1 a "Gannon-esque" shot right out of the box

There are some fairly attractive people there to be fair.

[arwalden]

6. That "Stiffler" Guy Is Kinda Hot...

I'd do him.

[WoodrowFan]

9. here you go dude

YUMMY!



(Actually I kinda feel sorry for this guy)

[Kingshakabobo]

13. There are a few hotties. It would have to be angry sex though. n/t

[Cadence]

119. LOL! n/t

:D

[Mr_Spock]

121. Like "rip a new arse hole" angry?

Hehehehehehehe - they need a new one really :D

[Kingshakabobo]

130. That's what I'm talkin about. n/t

[WoodrowFan]

7. love this comment...

"listen to music and read about current events - not listen to CBS! I'm always looking to learn and am open to try just about anything. "

Apparently he's open to anything except other ideas!

[ok_cpu]

110. He's the guy won't say where he's from

with his columbus.rr.com e-mail address....

:eyes:

[deutsey]

8. LOL: "My friends would describe me as...gentile..."

On page 7, second from the bottom:

"My friends would describe me as funny, charismatic, cute, intelligent, strong, caring, gentile..."

"Im looking for a woman that is a Conservative that doesnt smoke and who is not White."

Hooboy.

[underpants]

11. Happy hunting Eric

I'm looking for a woman that is a Conservative that doesn't smoke and who is not White

[Bunny]

16. Shit! If only I wasn't white!

[WoodrowFan]

17. he should contact this one.

She says NOTHING about politics or Hannity at all.

" have a bachelor degree and my email is xxxxxxxxxxxxx. i would like to meet someone who have a lot of compassion loving,caring, and very romantic."

Translation: GET ME OUTA HERE!

[Richardo]

20. Cut it out! You're making me laugh too much...

People are beginning to wonder why I'm having such a good time with national freight contracts.

[underpants]

26. ATTENTION young DU'ers this is what "Beer goggles" can do

[WoodrowFan]

28. ew, 50 years old dressin 19 years old. (NT)

[Bunny]

29. Those pants are tight enough to reveal some national secrets,

aren't they? Gadzooks!

[Richardo]

31. *snarf* I'm warning you, Bunny!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[WoodrowFan]

33. CAMEL TOE!!!! (NT)

[Mr_Spock]

113. Uggh - tell me about it

Typical of some of the scuzzy low life Repukes here in my area...

[Bunny]

34. Duly noted, Richardo!

:pals:

[underpants]

38. You clearly don't love America THIS much

Page 13

[Cadence]

122. Wow I've never actually seen a real person with the

Lloyd Christmas haircut from Dumb and Dumber! :thumbsup:

[Mr_Spock]

123. LMAO - poor dweeby Repuke - maybe I'll become "live and let die"

just for these exceptional group of "killers" :D

[RebelOne]

44. Excuse me, but 50 years old is not too old to dress like that.

I am way past 50 now, but when I was 50 I did not dress like an old lady and I still don't. I am not defending her and I do agree that those pants are a little bit too tight, but at least she doesn't have rolls of fat hanging over the waistband.

[WoodrowFan]

45. it is for her! (NT)

[miss_kitty]

146. In England (and at my house) the 'style' to which you refer is

"Mutton Dressed as Lamb"

[Zuni]

54. she is going to the trailer Park Ann Coulter

[RebelOne]

70. Excuse me, but I also live in a trailer park.

Don't put Ann Coulter in the same class as we mobile home dwellers.

[ashmanonar]

97. yea, you offend mobile home dwellers by referring to

ann coulter as one.. just like you're slandering men if you call her one...and women if you call her one...

:D

she doens't even deserve the name PUNDIT!

[CatWoman]

71. man, marriage sure has aged Brittney Spears

[IntravenousDemilo]

88. And her Republicanism, too. n/m

[BiggJawn]

78. Thanks, Underpants. You just "turned" me...

Oh, GAWD, that's HORRIBLE!!!

[underpants]

85. (weeka weeka weeka) rubs eyes

:wow:

That is why I am here.

[Mr_Spock]

129. Damn, no dates for that psycho!

WTF is wrong with him?

[WoodrowFan]

12. dirty or otherwise

"I love God, I love my family and I love my country, each of these so bad it hurts. I cry during the national anthem and I shake every soldier’s hand I come across, dirty or otherwise. Rush Limbaugh is my role model, Ann Coulter is my fantasy,"




Gee dude, I'm sure those soldiers are grateful you'll shake their heands, even if they're dirty?? :eyes: And I notice Mr "I Love My Country So Much it Hurts" is 21 but not serving in the military.

[Kingshakabobo]

19. We'll have to break out the enlistment forms..........

and send them to their email addresses.

http://www.dior.whs.mil/forms/DD0004.pdf

Anyone have an email address in which they don't mind getting a nasty response?

[chickenscratching]

48. i think this is a good idea

wanna do it?
i volunteer my email address: [email protected]

[Kingshakabobo]

50. I think you would have to send it as I can't send from your email address.

[WoodrowFan]

51. if you do

let us know what he says!

[chickenscratching]

131. i know i know....

logic is lost on me sometimes. :)

[Mr_Spock]

114. Um, a few emails have been "sent"

hehe

[chickenscratching]

132. ditto

who did you send to?

[Mr_Spock]

135. Um, not telling :D

Let's just say they are not responding like normal people - which is what I expected - since they are "Hannitized" freaks...

[AllegroRondo]

64. Send a copy of the DD 397 also

http://www.dior.whs.mil/forms/DD0397.pdf

that should wake him up.

[xmas74]

99. I think that I have a junk address somewhere.

I wouldn't mind being a nasty bitch.

[Mr_Spock]

106. address I don't mind getting nasty email - hmm - bushsucksmyarse@

lol...

[tjwmason]

30. He doesn't look too ugly

I'm tempted to respond just to see what his reaction is.

Of course once I get my hands on him his hands will be even dirtier then the worse soldiers. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Fenris]

60. "I cry during the national anthem"

Pussy. :evilgrin:

[Mr_Spock]

116. Yeah, I wanna dope slap that sally boy at this time

I'll give him something to cry about!

[skypilot]

61. "21 but not serving in the military"

He probably thinks that shaking all those soldiers' hands ("dirty or otherwise") gets him off the hook on that score: "I won't fight and die like you guys but I'll shake your hand. Oh, it's dirty? Dude, that's OK. I love you, man.":eyes:

[Mr_Spock]

124. Oh, I'm sure Mr. Sally also has flags & yellow ribbons too!

He's done his service to his country :kick:

[Orsino]

63. He loves his country so much it hurts...

...his country. Good to know that returning service members can count on a hearty handshake even as idiots like this one enable the slashing of veterans' benefits.

Ann Coulter is his fantasy--even if she's dirty!

[Bouncy Ball]

67. He looks disturbed.

And his eyes remind me of the kids in "Deliverance."

:scared:

[CatWoman]

73. is that Shawn's little brother?

[placton]

82. "and, if they have lost their hands in Iraq

I shake their stumps"

[Mr_Spock]

127. He's a stump shakin' conservative moooooran

He got mail :D

[Mr_Spock]

105. OMG - it's Satan in the flesh!!

What a fucking loser.

[TOhioLiberal]

107. Is that his...

'bedroom eyes' look?

You know...the look he gives his blow-up doll...

[Mr_Spock]

125. He's franken-freak

What a goddamned FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr_Spock]

109. Mmmm, trailer trash anyone?

[deutsey]

15. "So Please Mr. Hannity find me a women."

The poster boy for "Is our children learning?"

[Mr_Spock]

118. If you weren't such a conservative dick-wad

you wight even have a chance chubster...

[Amaya]

18. It's not how they look that's scary...

it's what they're saying. I can't believe how many young people are listening to that POS hannity!
:puke:

[Bunny]

21. Guys - your chance to finally date the real Miss America!

Honest! She has a tiara and everything!

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/innaug?full=1

[Zuni]

24. Ms. Reagan stalker is more like it!

love this country and I support our President. I saw him three times this past year, twice on the campaign trail and once at the inauguration. I cried when Reagan died...one of my favorite books is "I love you, Ronnie" - Ronald Reagan's love letters to Nancy Reagan. I want the kind of love that Nancy and Ronald Reagan had. I am a hopeless Romantic looking for a kind hearted fun loving, Christian guy who is willing to stand up for what he believes in and doesn't mind a strong, well educated, conservative, Christian women by his side.

[Redstone]

72. Little Miss Krista is really fucking stoned

in that picture, isn't she?

Redstone

[SemiCharmedQuark]

112. I like the "I'm a wonderful Christian---NO UGMOS NEED APPLY!" mentality

I thought Christianity was supposed to be about seeing past the outer surface?

:shrug:

[Mr_Spock]

120. No,conservative Christianity is all about "white & might is right" bigotry

trust me on this one - I'm 100% sure of this :D

[Redstone]

22. Well, OK, we have...

1) A guy who looks for love in a "conservative" setting, yet uses the poncy spelling "theatre." (It wouldn't be poncy if he was English, but he's from California.)

2) A guy who is "currently" 26 years old (as opposed to telling people he was 25 last year), who rambles incoherently, then claims he doesn't want to ramble.

3) A doctor who says he has "great shoes."

4) A guy who uses most of his space to praise hannity instead of to try to get a girl interested in him. Is he sure he wants a woman, or....?

5) And then there's Scot. No commentary necessary.

6) Brian! Ladies, pick Brian! He says he can chop onions...and has only cut his finger once doing it.

7) Will sez: "I would like to be the man so it allows the woman to do what she does best, be the woman." Uh... He would like to be the man. Does that mean he isn't one now?

8) Hey, they got chicks there, too! Lindsay's not bad looking, but mentions enjoying naps. At 26 years old. I suspect mononucleosis.

9) Sharon's not going to tell you how old she is, but will go on and on about how she's got plenty of bux. Are you young and poor, but studly? Head out to Indiana to meet Sharon.

10) But ladies, stay away from Mark2000; he has, ah, issues with his parents, even though they're apparently not alive anymore. Unless, of course, you enjoy a whining man who never grew up, and large therapy bills.

And that's just the first page, folks; imagine the pleasure that await you as you delve deeper into the bizarre-but-true world of the Hannidaters...the species that defies Darwin's odds, not only surviving but procreating (if they can find a date)!

Redstone

[IntravenousDemilo]

90. You summed it up beautifully, but...

"Theatre" is not a poncy spelling, not where I live. I think Noah Webster had dyslexia or something, 'cause he kept reversing the "re" in words like centre, fibre, and theatre, and forgetting the "u" in honour, colour, and humour, etc.

Mind you, I would have thought linguistic niceties would be lost on any grunties whose brains have liquefied from a steady dose of Hannity. So I'm amazed that someone so obviously out of touch with reality as the guy "looking for love in a conservative setting" would actually spell theatre properly.

I guess even a blind pig gets the occasional acorn.

[fudge stripe cookays]

144. Thanks for

my morning giggle, Redstone!

:D

[Zuni]

23. check out this Heritage foundation Hotty

My name is Lindsay and I am a 26 year old living in our Nation's Capital. While I love DC (at least when Republicans are in office), dating here is a nightmare. Therefore, I have to enlist Hannidate for some much needed assistance! I work as a legal assistant and am currently finishing my Masters in International Affairs. The things I am most passionate about are my faith, my family, politics, music, laughter and food (ha!). I am a Christian and I teach 9th and 10th grade Sunday school at my church. I am also a staunch Republican, have worked at the Heritage Foundation, and love political debates. For fun, I love to sing, eat, go dancing, enjoy the occasional happy hour with friends, watch NCAA basketball and play basketball from time to time, take naps (especially during thunderstorms) and, of course, listen to Hannity on talk radio.
Viewed: 437 times.

[Zuni]

25. Here is a real creepy intro, Red flags ladies

Hello single conservative Hannitized women of America. What a great idea this is!

[underpants]

27. To be fair (IMHO) there are quite afew good looking women on there

At least in outward appearance. I'm just saying.

[Redstone]

I've known a fair number of women who were pretty

but nuts. So it's no surprise to find attractive ones on that site.

Some of the guys appear to have the same characteristics. I guess judging a book by its cover if you met one of these people in a social setting could be a problem--except that they'd give their true defective nature away within seconds of starting to talk.

Redstone

[underpants]

35. That's true

:thumbsup:

[WoodrowFan]

37. the prettest girl I dated in college

was a life-long repuk. Her Dad was a nice nice guy, her Mom married money and wanted her daughters to do the same. :eyes:

[IntravenousDemilo]

91. Like, "she ain't pretty, she just looks that way"? n/m

[da_chimperor]

39. I agree wholeheartedly.

I'd actually consider seeing some of them as long as they weren't freepers and there was a possibility of reversing the brainwashing. Not likely though. x(

[Mr_Spock]

126. YEah - let me get some-o-dat misery

:evilfrown: :evilfrown: :evilfrown: :evilfrown: :evilgrin:

[da_chimperor]

32. Hi. My name is Scott, I'm 25, and I'm into self-love. I'm also a doofus.

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/wilson




Yeah . . . i'm feeling mean. :evilgrin:

[WoodrowFan]

36. and he wants Mom and Dad and Sis to come along!

"Also I hope they like Football because they could go with my family and I to watch the Greenbay Packers once a year."



poor kid.

[Redstone]

40. And he's figuring to score a couple of chix, not just one

hoping "they" like football, not "she."

Redstone

[WoodrowFan]

41. KINKY!

geeze kid, learn to walk before you try to run, ok!

[ashmanonar]

98. well.

i use they in the singular often, just trying to change the language (my personal pet peeve: no singular non-gender pronoun in the english language). but there's a whole lot more wrong with him than a few grammar mistakes.

maybe it's the lack of...personality?

[da_chimperor]

43. Seriously, what 25 year old male isn't looking for some . . . um, action.

:shrug:

[xmas74]

101. He just tarnished the name of the best team ever!

I wish the fans would gank him at the next game.

[underpants]

42. GROUP SHOT

[da_chimperor]

46. Ha! Annthrax's sister uses this site too. She dresses like she was 20.

And . . . ummm, yeah. Think the feet of a camel. Slight, but it's there. :scared:

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/000_0055

[chickenscratching]

49. and...

she obviously uses a grandiose amount of methamphetamines.
but i'm turned on! wOOT!




does this turn you on?

[Zuni]

53. I see coulter's camel toe

I bet she waites tables at a bar in Tucson

[BiggJawn]

79. 46? I think 66 is more like it.

Trust me, BiggJawn KNOWS "wrinklesnizz"

[Hobarticus]

133. She sez: "A very important factor to me is HONESTY..."

"It seems to elude many people these days and lying is something I can't and won't tolerate."

And she's a REPUBLICAN!!!

:dunce:

This stuff just writes itself!

[noonwitch]

52. Gary, the doctor, seems like a good catch

If you're into conservative guys, or fun love/hate relationships. He didn't make an "I'm a christian" statement, lives in White Plains, NY, and is a doctor. He's kind of cute, too.

[Redstone]

69. And he says he has "cool shoes!"

How could you go wrong?

Redstone

[Arkana]

55. I think we should get some pics from UglyPeople.com

and put up some entries of our own.

It's making me chuckle just thinking about it.

[Zuni]

56. here is a real winner

HI, I'm a 24 year old male, 6'1", 215 lbs, dark brown hair, hazel eyes. I'm looking for somone who's not a liberal!! I live in Illinois and am surrounded by them. I'm looking for a woman who's fun and outgoing, with a pretty smile and eyes. Plus, she's gotta listen to Hannity with me 3 hours a day, everyday!
Viewed: 193 times.

[jonnyblitz]

59. "she's gotta listen to Hannity with me 3 hours a day , everyday"

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[Zuni]

66. hold me

:scared: :scared: :scared:

Three hours a day, everyday to combat mainstream media bias :grr:

[fudge stripe cookays]

145. Foreplay.

Dontcha know.

Yech.
FSC

[Mr_Spock]

104. I'm looking for a stupid misguided whore

hehe - any chick that listens to Slope Head has to be a misguided whore...

[Dukkha]

57. 78 and dating? eeew!

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/const

I think her biological clock went out with Eisenhower

[Arkana]

58. "I have an award named after me called 'The Connie...'"

Oh, wow! Clearly this woman is not to be trifled with. :puke:

[AuntiBush]

62. And they've not SIGNED-UP for DUTY in IRAQ because...

Bushivitz wants to promote genetic mutant robots of their supreme likeness. :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[underpants]

65. I am 23 born, raised and proudly serve in Houston (TANG)

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/Chillin

Check out this brave warrior

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/Destination_Iraq

I'd go back to Iraq in a second but I've suffered a shoulder injury

[Fenris]

86. I'd go back to Iraq in a second but I've suffered a shoulder injury

Play through the pain, wuss.

[underpants]

89. "to play G.I Joe "

:grr:

[ashmanonar]

100. *snort*

the texas air national guard...hmm...where have we heard this before? is he also a womanizer and heavy drinker? where's the coke, georg- i mean...:D

[trof]

68. "I am smart, ambitious...and handsome."

My friends say I'm egotistical, but they're just jealous of my complete perfection.

"I am a 34 year white male, single doctor, and of course, a staunch Republican. I live in White Plains, NY. I have nice teeth, great shoes, and a good relationship with my mother. I am smart, ambitious by any standards, empathetic, passionate, family oriented, and handsome. I volunteer my services in a free clinic one evening a week and I even find the time to stay in great shape. My nephews love me and my patients call me Doogie Howser. I have a great sense of humor- definitely on the witty and sarcastic side- and I always keep eveyone around me laughing. I guess when I look back over all I have accomplished, there is a lot to be proud of, and now that I have finally achieved a tremedous amount of "success," I really need a fellow right winger to share it with. (as long as you aren't a liberal)."

[Bouncy Ball]

96. Any guy who mentions his mother in a personal ad

gets a big NOPE from me.

[grace0418]

74. *shudder*

I hope most of these people are infertile so they can't reproduce their sorry selves.

[Redstone]

76. These people are a threat to the environment!

Almost all of them seem to place a high priority on "walks on the beach."

With so many of them tromping up and down along the sand, gazing rapturously into their intended's glassy eyes, while listening to 3 hours of Sean Barfbag on their Walkman, can severe erosion be far behind?

They must be stopped!

Redstone

[Bullwinkle925]

77. MY EYES, MY EYES!!!! AARRGGHHHHHHH

[Reverend_Smitty]

81. Why do these people feel the need to...

say that they are Christian 5 or 6 times in a paragraph? You'd think once would be sufficient.

[underpants]

83. I think they are trying to convince themselves

or theirselves whatever it is

[placton]

84. why? because they are really extra-Christian

and know that Jesus will come for them personally - oops, maybe I need to amend that. Naw.

[Fleshdancer]

87. Who would Jesus date from the internet? n/t

[Mr_Spock]

115. 'Cause they neglect to also say "I am psychotic and need medication"

THey really should seek out help - immediately!

[Redstone]

92. This one looks a little kinkayyy...

she's into, um, something that doesn't really look a LOT like real leather, but...



Redstone

[Mr_Spock]

103. Yeah, that's pleather girl - hehe.

The face of evil - a Repuke.

[DrGonzoLives]

93. Let's start trolling there

Seriously, it could be fun.

[Mr_Spock]

128. Been

it's fun - they are kinda losers - nice to know for sure that the typical Hannity fan is a dimwit just supporting his side for the sake of "it's easier than thinking"

[tjwmason]

134. I'll buy a pint for anybody who posts as Piers Gaveston

And puts on an ad which is very ambiguous about whether he wants to meet a woman or a man.

Let's see if the homophobes know their history.

[Redstone]

94. Whoah! This is the one for Scott, who wants

multiple women to go to the football game with him. She'll be happy to bring her friend, no doubt (note the hip-thrust action she's putting on the girlfriend to the right of her).



Redstone

[Mr_Spock]

102. It's weird seeing faces and thinking - man, those are EVIL people

It's like looking at a collection of Satan worshippers.

It's disgusting...

[Glenda]

108. Can we each take a person? hee hee !

I feel the need to convert a repuke. How long would I last though, because I couldn't take it??

[SemiCharmedQuark]

111. 15 pages and not a single minority. Way to go Sean you racist fuckwit.

That's probably a microcosm of how you would love our society to be right?

[Mr_Spock]

117. There was one who wanted to date a monority

Wasn't having much luck finding one - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Lol :D

[ghostsofgiants]

136. This is perfect.

I had an Idea for a small conceptual political art project called "The Enemy" featuring drawings of and quotes from conservatives. This should come in handy.

[Mr_Spock]

137. This thread still cracks me up

Hannitized - lol at slope head

[Zuni]

138. same here

funny as hell

[jab105]

140. Why do people say that I want someone with "morals"

seriously...WTF...do they think that only Republicans have moral values...ummm, yea...

all of them mention that they are a Christian 10x per post...does that automatically make them a good person...and then they like Bush on top of that...

Its weird looking at that...

[Zuni]

141. it's Hannity's dating service

the figure GOP credentials make them hotter with this crowd

[WillParkinson]

142. Mommy, this one scares me...

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/will

"I would like to be the man so it allows the woman to do what she does best, be the woman. Life is much smoother this way.:)"

Is this not a beautiful quote?