Once upon a time...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

there was a story that I started that was continued by someone else.
(unless I'm invisible again)

[xmas74]

1. finish the story!

I'm really lonely tonight.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. it was a scary story....with lots of conservative republicans

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. and nukes in the hands of fundies...

[Jessica]

4. Did your friend find her dog?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. She hasn't yet...

Her neighbors are putting out food for the pup, in hopes of keeping her in the area at least.

Thanks for asking! :-)

[Jessica]

8. Hope she's okay ...

I e-mailed her picture to my family & friends in Morgantown. They're keeping an eye out. :hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Thank you!

My friend will be so happy to hear that! :yourock:

[Beer Snob-50]

5. there was a beautiful princess

who lived in the fairytale region of new england....

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. She was a snow princess, and loved to ski.

Which was very fortunate this year.

[Beer Snob-50]

9. and she was very happy

and to show how happy she made lots of long island ice teas, put on some jimmy buffet music and had a party.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. But one guest arrived uninvited, and his wrath was great

for having not been asked to the party. He was an evil sorcerer, and cast a spell on all who attended.

[Beer Snob-50]

12. AND THIS SPELL MADE THEM ALL LOVE DISCO

and they wanted to stone the princess to turn off buffet and put on donna summers. she was sad!! she just bought a new grass skirt and coconut bra and wanted to show them off...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. so she quickly ran to WalMart to buy as much crappy music as she could

and she went home and discoed with her grass skirt on. Then her parents came home.

[Beer Snob-50]

14. THEY WERE SHOCKED

for you see, they are rw repubs and their daughter dancing like that upset them.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. "My God! The humanity!" her mother cried as the Princess hula-discoed

You CANnot wear that thing in this house! So the Princess took off her outfit in front of God and everybody, and continued dancing. Her guests did likewise; and the freeper neighbors across the street called the police, because the curtains were open.