Ignored Messages On George W. Bush's Answering Machine

[Arkana]

"Mr. Bush? Hi, this is David Kay, along with Joseph Wilson. Turns out there weren't any WMDs after all...um, I'd like you to give me a call so we could sort out what you'll tell Congress. My number is..."

"Hello, Mr. Bush? It's Dr. Feebles, your proctologist. We found your head. We need your consent to be able to fix it. Please call me at..."

[ashmanonar]

1. BWAHAHAHAHA.

someone needs to make audio files now.

[gordianot]

2. "W, its Jeff -James they found my old web site, what should I say?"

[NewJeffCT]

3. Hello George

"This is Osama. I have 20 associates in the United States that are planning to hijack 4 planes and fly them into buildings. I dare you to try and stop them!"

[Arkana]

4. Yeah--W had a reason for ignoring that one

Had to be reelected, you know.

[texastoast]

5. Georges, c'est Jacques

Actuellement, la langue francais a un mot pour le mot "entrepreneur." Vous etes un vrai trou du cul.

[jswordy]

6. "HI George. This is John Kerry, calling to concede. You know...

...the nation is really divided, and we need to do something about that."

[GOPBasher]

7. "Hey, the debt is exploding. Call me so we can fix it b4 it's too late."

[GOPBasher]

8. "George, call me if you're concerned about any problems in the world."

[Earth_First]

9. *BEEP*

"George, Gannon here. Hey, we still getting together for that drink?"

*BEEP*

[Pawel K]

10. It's George *snorting noise* leave a message

Hey George it's James, just wanted to let you know you still owe me for the other night.

[guinivere]

11. George, my liege

"France needs us" here. Is swearing treason?