So I just knocked on this hot woman's door who lives in a trailer near me

[Radical Activist]

She said no this time, but I know she wants me. Any day now...

[JimmyJazz]

1. Drat.

for obvious reasons.

[Wapsie B]

2. Ya just have to put yourself out there.

Keep the faith bro. She doesn't know what she's missing out on.

[Radical Activist]

4. lol I just couldn't help it. n/t

[two gun sid]

3. ROTFLMAO

[Lady Effingbroke]

5. Hey, baby!

got the jacuzzi tub ready?

[Radical Activist]

7. Its all warmed up for ya!

Wear that one outfit I saw you wearing the other day in your bedroom.

haha
Anyway, sorry to hear about your dirty old man problem.

[Lady Effingbroke]

10. lol!

Bring the twelve pack of Lone Star, I'll put on my best muumuu, and the trailer will soon be rockin'!

[Radical Activist]

12. Did he really offer you Lone Star?

That might be the worst beer I have ever tried in my life. $1 a bottle at the Flashback Cafe.

[Lady Effingbroke]

15. nah, Lone Star's too high class for him.

I think he drinks the 30 packs of Pearl Light.

[Huckebein the Raven]

6. Want to split a 12 pack ? I've got it in a cooler

in the back of my IROC.

[Lady Effingbroke]

8. Only if it's the good shit!

It's gotta be Pearl Light or nothin' for this trailer-dweller!

[Huckebein the Raven]

11. Of course. Nothing but the best for my lady

[lumberingbear]

9. Is your name ...

Bruce Willis?????

[Radical Activist]

14. close actually.

I share one name with him.

[WindRavenX]

13. hahahah!!

Ohhhh that's evil....

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

16. Wait a minute, I don't live near you.