Please Welcome Our Newest DUer: Mrs.Matcom!!!!!!

[matcom]

:bounce:

:hi: Honey! :loveya:

give her a bit folks, she is at work trying to figure out how to use this.

GIVE HER A WARM WELCOME PLEASE!!

:bounce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Cool..now we can send each other PM's and Mat won't know!

:hi:

[Mrs.Matcom]

34. shhh

He will want to watch!

[Misunderestimator]

38. Yeah, keep it down....

or I'll be watching too

[matcom]

41. LMAO!!

GO GET HER MISUNDERESTIMATOR!!! :bounce:

i just LOVE it when my wife gets involved in Lesbian Cat-Fights! :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

PS...the one posting as Misunderestimator

is my other half :D

[matcom]

43. she knows Teena

she knows :D

[Mrs.Matcom]

45. I know

you told me her user name, and I have been secretly reading DU at work for quite a while. Can't wait to meet you both!

[Misunderestimator]

50. Can't wait to meet you both too!

Now that I won't be flying out to California every month, we can actually take some trips together....

[Mrs.Matcom]

107. Cool

Save up and come back in the fall when the leaves are turning!! You can even get hitched! we can have a big bash for you and NSMA!!!

[Freebird12004]

46. Hey, Mrs. Matcom !

:hi: and Welcome to DU.

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

63. welcome Mrs. Matcom

you ain't teacher by chance are you? Mat seems to have an odd gravity to teachers stories....:toast: :silly: :hi:

[Mrs.Matcom]

108. Nope

Not a teacher. Work in a bank...he has a thing for teachers I think...ewww his sister is a teacher! gross!!! :puke:

[Misunderestimator]

117. Bwaaahaaaaaahaaaaa....

Too funny... now we'll have to hear about all his other relatives to understand all his other obsessions. :)

[BikeWriter]

130. Welcome aboard, Ma'am. :-)

[Bouncy Ball]

2. ...

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[mhr]

3. Welcome Mrs. Matcom!

eom

[CO Liberal]

4. Welcome, Mrs. Matcom!!!

:hi:

I was here for three years before my wife, The Princess, joined.

[Misunderestimator]

5. No Way! The STORIES I HAVE HEARD!

Welcome, Mrs.Matcom! Glad to welcome you to DU! :toast: :party:

[WoodrowFan]

6. oh G-d

does this mean TWICE as many "News of the Wierd" stories???


Hi Mrs Matcom! (whispers, go search for your hubby's name and "pron" I think you'll be surprised!) heh ehhe

[SarahB]

7. Mrs. Matcom's the bomb!

Welcome! :loveya:

:hi:

[Mrs.Matcom]

37. Thanks Honey

Can't wait to see you again next month! Hope you are well!

[SarahB]

39. Better than well!

Thank you. :)

[MissB]

8. Welcome, Mrs. Matcom!

:hi:

[4_Legs_Good]

9. Who would have thought we'd ever see the day???

Welcome!!!

:toast:

david

[johnnie]

10. Welcome Mrs.Matcom!

Here's to you :toast:
You live with that guy? Yikes!..lol.

[arwalden]

11. Oh Rats... The WIFE Is Here...

now I'll have to behave myself and not be such an outrageous flirt with you! Damitall!

Welcome!

[matcom]

36. don't be SILLY Allen!

as much noise as YOU make on my couch?

she knows all :P

[Mrs.Matcom]

40. Please!

Feel free to flirt away! :D

[brainshrub]

12. Welcome! Have a beer!

:toast:

I suggest you keep away from the bathroom until we get the plumbing fixed.

[Longgrain]

13. Greetings Mrs. Mat

On behalf of all of loser single guys, bored housewives, and geeky teenagers that call the DU Lounge their home...:toast:

[Bouncy Ball]

17. I must be in the wrong place, I'm none of those things.

[Misunderestimator]

21. Yeah... I was gonna say....

Where do I fit in there :shrug:

[Longgrain]

24. What you didn't get the memo...

(I's kidding) :silly:

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Velcro....uh, I mean "Welcome!"

There's bars and punch down the hall. Make sure the hall monitor sees your pass (he's pretty anal, unlike your husband, who's just anal-fixated)

[Mrs.Matcom]

48. You Know him so well!

My husband that is!

[auntAgonist]

15. welcome MrsMatcom!

I'm the quiet one. you probably won't hear much from me.

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

20. Nu uh - I am.

:P

[Mrs.Matcom]

55. You are??

Then why do I have to sleep with him?? Come on your turn!! ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

71. I meant that I'm the quiet one in the lounge! I would never

try to fill your shoes as the one and only Mrs. Matcom!

And, to answer your question: I have no idea why you have to sleep with him - I thought people gave up sex once they got married. :silly:

I'll see you in Boston :hi:

[Mrs.Matcom]

99. oops

My bad! yeah I think I gave that up after the first week of marriage.
Can't wait to meet you!

[Mrs.Matcom]

52. Nice to meet you!

I probably won't post much either. Just thought it would be fun to 'talk' to you all.

[ralps]

16. Hi Mrs Matcom, Welcome to DU

:bounce: :hi: :hug:

[Mrs.Matcom]

53. Thanks!

Everyone is so welcoming here! This is great!

[JimmyJazz]

18. Is her screen name Mrs. Matcom or is she posting under cover?

[matcom]

33. she is here now

look down

[underpants]

49. I'm so polite

I will let that one pass

[matcom]

54. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROFL!

YOU look down!
No. YOU look down!

:D

[Mrs.Matcom]

60. Behave

Or else...:spank:

[guitar man]

19. WELCOME!!!!!!

:hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

[Beetwasher]

22. Is This A Sybil Type Of Thing Or Norman Bates Type Of Thing?

Either way, BACK ON YOUR MEDS and for gods sake take off those bra and panties or at least shave your back!

[Aristus]

23. WOO-HOO! The Missus is finally on board!

Welcome, Mrs. Matcom! :bounce::toast::party::toast::bounce:

[Mrs.Matcom]

61. thanks!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

25. Welcome! Nice to see you again!

:hi:

:toast:

[underpants]

26. PLEASE tell me you have some interesting bee stories

That's a joke there are all kinds of bee "threads" going on today.

IF you have ever seen bumblebee (oops) soccer that is pretty much what the Lounge can be (oops) like sometimes.

Welcome. Are you related to "matcom" in any way?

[hunter]

44. I have bees in my head.

That's why, if my wife is here, she hasn't told me...

[Mrs.Matcom]

62. Bees

I have seen the bee threads, and I am not sure if I have a good story. And as far as I know, Matcom and I are not related by blood, just by the law of holy matrimony...so therefor I am not as crass as he is!

[underpants]

96. Oh good I was afraid the boxturtles had been effective

It being Massachusetts and all

“It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife.”

– Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.), advocating a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage in a speech Thursday to the Heritage Foundation.

http://www.imaginaryplanet.net/weblogs/idiotprogrammer/index.php?p=83397946

[yvr girl]

27. Welcome Mrs. Matcom

I for one, won't hold your husband against you. lol

But seriously, for a guy who can't hold his liquor, he's ok.

[Mrs.Matcom]

65. don't i know it.

Have had to carry the poor dear upstairs on a few occasions!! Are you coming to Boston?? I can't wait to meet you and Jimmyjazz! What about Progmom is she coming?

[AlCzervik]

28. welcome aboard!

[meegbear]

29. Hey baby! Welcome aboard!

Now I have TWO matcoms to flirt with. :evilgrin:

[Mrs.Matcom]

69. Hey!

How are you? Of course you can flirt with us! ;)

[meegbear]

125. Good ... hanging as always ...

hope to see you in April!

[Mrs.Matcom]

30. Thank you everyone!!

Hello all,
I must admit I have been a 'closet' DUer for a while now. I feel like I know a lot of you already. Can't wait to meet some of you in Boston!

[matcom]

32. THERE you are!!

:loveya:

[VelmaD]

42. Hey howdy

Now there's an incentive to save the nickels and dimes and get to Boston. I bet you've got all sorts of embarassing matcom stories. :evilgrin:

[ProfessorGAC]

31. Welcome, Mrs. Matcom!

The Professor

[Mrs.Matcom]

72. thanks!

Nice to be here!

[Bouncy Ball]

35. Since I totally screwed up my post above,

hello and welcome.

[nini]

47. Welcome Mrs.Matcom

:hi:

[MissMillie]

51. Hi Mrs.M

Welcome!!!!!!!

[RetroLounge]

56. Someone actually married MATCOM???

:wtf:

:hi: and welcome...

RL

[Mrs.Matcom]

75. yeah

That was because he told me he had millions! hahaha!!! :7

[RetroLounge]

76. He told me the same thing!

What a cad...

RL

[VOX]

57. Glad to have you here, Mrs. Matcom!

Do you find your husband's dancing purple hippo as disturbing as the rest of us do? :)

Looking forward to your posts! Welcome! :hi:

[Mrs.Matcom]

77. Hippo?

Dancing Hippo??? That is a picture of Matcom!

[matcom]

80. SNARF!!

chalk this up to "well, it SEEMED like a good idea at the time" :P

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

58. HEY!!!!

Welcome aboard!

[DS1]

59. So ~that's~ what you're calling the liver these days

:D

:hi:

[Mrs.Matcom]

78. Sup?

Very funny! How you doing??

[DS1]

90. I'm deliciously sprinkled...

with snow :grr:

[Mrs.Matcom]

94. Bummer

I was hoping with jimmies :9

[LynneSin]

64. Now we'll all know who really wears the pants in your household....

Martha!!

[Mrs.Matcom]

79. AHAHAHAHA!

OMG! You remembered!! He is going to kill me!!!

[LynneSin]

83. If I had asked if NSMA was a lesbian...

..that would have been the highlight of the Boston event

Geez, I always know how to screw stuff up!

[Mrs.Matcom]

84. tee hee

Who can we call this time??

[LynneSin]

86. I'm not sure if I'm going to make it up

I have an obligation that Saturday

:cry:

[Mrs.Matcom]

88. No!

That is a bummer!

[GOPisEvil]

66. Hiya Mrs. Matcom!

:hi: Looking forward to meeting you in person in April. I'll have the sainthood documents for your review.

[matcom]

68. This is David Honey

just so you know what he looks like

[GOPisEvil]

73. Here we are at our secret island lair!

[LynneSin]

81. And here you 2 are with Zomby doing your undercover work as Detectives

[Mrs.Matcom]

92. OMG!

You two are killing me...people are looking into my office wondering why I am laughing!!

[GOPisEvil]

98. More! More!

[matcom]

100. remember our rock-n-roll days honey?

when you were just a groupie?

[Mrs.Matcom]

101. can't breath!

Hahahaha! Oh,btw, I found that tape of you from your high school band!

[matcom]

104. i just got my hair done hon

you like?

[Mrs.Matcom]

109. No Fair

Your body is better than mine!!!

[LynneSin]

102. Was that before or after your career as porn stars?

[GOPisEvil]

110. I feel like dancing!

[Misunderestimator]

122. OMG!! That one's Great!!

Note the way too tights pants on matcom...

[matcom]

123. hey!! don't laugh at my camel-toe!

x(

[LynneSin]

128. You know, I had no idea what Camel-toe was before I came to DU

Seriously

I mean, trust me I try not to have my pants too tonight down there but I never realized it was a condition!

[Mrs.Matcom]

82. Hello!

I can't wait to meet you! Heard and read so much about you...all good of course! Saint hood?? Nah, by the end of the week end you will be wondering if we aren't twins!

[GOPisEvil]

85. Oh crap.

What did I get myself into? :scared:

My liver is trying to crawl out of my body as we speak!

[Mrs.Matcom]

87. Hello!

I am also looking forward to meeting you! And about those saint hood papers?? Hold off for a while, you may be wondering if Matcom and I aren't twins by the time you leave :D

[kmla]

67. Welcome, Mrs. Matcom......

Sense of humor mandatory here.

....On weekends, though, clothing is optional....

P.S. - are you going to have a GIRL butt-crack-smiley on your sig line?

[Mrs.Matcom]

103. Hi

I will have to see if I can find a suitable butt crack!

[WoodrowFan]

70. why did she have to take YOUR name??

sexist!

[Mrs.Matcom]

105. didn't

I actually kept my maiden name, but thought it would be fun to take his in the lounge, that way I can ride on his coat tails of fame...er, flame??

[WoodrowFan]

141. I was concerned

he said you were soemthing of a Stepford Wife. oops, I wasn't supposed to say that!

[kick-ass-bob]

74. Hi Mrs Matcom! You won't put me on ignore too will you?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2809197

[Mrs.Matcom]

106. Nope!

Don't like to be mean to people...I do it all day at my job :-(

[BurtWorm]

89. Hi, Mrs. matcom! Where's your ass?

Never mind. I see he's all over this thread. ;) :hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

91. But I thought your hands were already doing all the typing.

:shrug:

Okay, I'll play along. :eyes:

Good to meet you, Rosie! How are your five sisters? :hi:

[Richardo]

93. Welcome to DU, Mrs. M....

:party: :D :toast: :hi: :beer: etc

[Mrs.Matcom]

111. Hi

Thanks very much!

[Midlodemocrat]

95. Welcome to DU Mrs. Matcom!

You will love it here!

[Mrs.Matcom]

112. I agree

I already do love it here! Have been a closet 'reader' for a while now.

[sniffa]

97. hi and weLcome

:hi: :D

gLad you're keeping matcom in Line.

[Mrs.Matcom]

113. hi

Thanks, it's a dirty job but someone has to!

[terrya]

114. Welcome to DU!!

:hi: :bounce:

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

115. Welcome, Mrs. Matcom!

:hi:

My honey was a member for a long time before I joined (I am Mrs. The Magistrate).

[Mrs.Matcom]

119. Nice to meet you!

[proud patriot]

116. Welcome To Matt's better half

:hi:

[Mrs.Matcom]

120. Thanks!

[Amaya]

118. Hi!!

Glad you're with us... can't wait to see ya next month! :hi:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Mrs.Matcom]

121. It will be a fun time!

[RevolutionaryActs]

124. Welcome Mrs Matcom!!

:bounce: :toast: :bounce: :party: :bounce: :party: :bounce: :toast: :bounce:

[bigwillq]

126. Hello Mrs. Matcom!

Welcome!:hi:

[curse10]

127. It's about time she started posting around here

:-)

[Mrs.Matcom]

134. Hey

How is School?? What is new with you?? Going next month?

[name not needed]

129. Mrs. Matcom, I'm so sorry you have to live with him.

:7

BTW, how do you put up with him? You must have bees in your head. :D

[Mrs.Matcom]

136. big ones!

Oh, you mean bees...no, no bees...

[Squeech]

131. Hey Lorena!

Nice of you to drop by! :hug:

Sick of the A major chord yet? :grr:

[Mrs.Matcom]

138. Hello Michael

Happy Birthday to you!!! :party: My ears are still stuffed up so I can't hear him playing from the other room :-) but he hates that cord!!

[flamingyouth]

132. WELCOME!

:bounce:

[roguevalley]

133. Hi Mrs. Matcom. Your hubbie is a hootski. Post often, honey.

[Mrs.Matcom]

139. Ok I will try.

of course he hogs the computer at home! Might just have to buy my own lap top this year!!

[nickgutierrez]

135. Good. Maybe she can keep you in line, matcom.

:hi:

(I'm not counting on it, though...)

[Mrs.Matcom]

140. Ahhhh

You don't know me yet! I am the ruler of the house!

[UrbScotty]

137. Boooooooooooooo! I mean, YIPPEE!

YEARGH!

[xmas74]

142. Hello!

[underpants]

143. ## Support Democratic Underground! ##

[matcom]

144. a little late ain't you Grovelbot?

x(

[underpants]

145. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Do not doubt Grovelbot

[drumwolf]

146. Hi Mrs. Matcom, welcome to DU!

:hi: :bounce: :toast: :party: :smoke:

Do you have any stories to share about Matcom? I'm sure you do -- we'd all like to know the juicy details. }(

[SOteric]

147. WooHoo!

Hi!

Welcome to the Lounge and howdy. :hi:

[Blue_Tires]

148. ttt