I hate these stupid "ask me anything" threads. Ask me anything.

[catbert836]

Well? I'm waiting.

[Wabbajack]

1. How did these threads originate?

[New Earth]

3. drunk people

starving for attention :shrug:

[catbert836]

8. I take offense at that!

I'm not drunk, but I certainly am starving for attention. Or vice/versa.

[catbert836]

5. I beilieve it was

in the 90% of the brain that humans supposedly never use. If you did use this part, you would be able to kill people by looking at them, levitate object with your mind, etc.

[GOPisEvil]

9. They started when rbnyc would have only 30 minutes to post during lunch.

She would say "Ask me anything until x:xxpm".

I think rbnyc is the only one who should be allowed to post ask me anything threads.

[catbert836]

10. Wow!

An actual explanation that is simple, sounds right, and is absolutely wrong.
No, just kidding. But not really.

[GOPisEvil]

11. I'm serious.

That's how they started.

Seriously. No, really. I ain't makin' this stuff up.

[catbert836]

12. I know.

I'm just in White Goodman mode tonight.

[GOPisEvil]

13. Maybe I'll get into Benny Goodman mode.

Where's that clarinet?

[catbert836]

14. Oh, look, now you're a philosophizer.

n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

2. What's your favorit color?

[catbert836]

6. That would have to be

Grey! The same color as "ask me anything" threads.

[beyurslf]

4. Why does a woodchuck chuck wood?

[catbert836]

7. Because

In the end, they figured out their job description from their name.