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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:00 AM
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Man is nabbed while having sexual intercourse with sheep
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Somebody was making nighttime visits to farmer Terry Patterson's sheep barn in the 600 block of Big Mount Road in Paradise Township, police said.

Patterson told police he saw the evidence of several sexual assaults on his sheep, but never the intruder.

So he installed an alarm and intercom system.

It sounded about 3 a.m. Tuesday. Patterson went to the barn while his wife, Cindy, called 911.

Patterson told Northern York County Regional Police he peered in the barn window and saw a man assaulting a sheep, according to an arrest affidavit filed in District Justice Gerald Shoemaker's office.

Bruce Charles Englar, 53, of the 4600 block of Bentz Road in North Codorus Township, is charged with felony burglary for entering a building with the intention of committing a crime, namely, having sexual intercourse with a sheep.

http://yorkdailyrecord.com/story/local/61048/
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:02 AM
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1. intrapment
the little slut was leading him on with those soft sheep eyes and that soft wool!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:53 AM
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16. Only have eyes for ewe.
Two possibilities:
Sheep are preferable to women to this guy,
He is such a skank, that sheep are the only action he can get.

Think of the most butt-ugly, obnoxious, horrible, unpleasant people in your high school class. They are probably married or at least dating. Yet this dude is sooo bad, the only way he can get laid is to screw barnyard animals.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:03 AM
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2. Oh someone's been a b-b-b-a-a-a-a-d boy!
Sorry for the bad joke - I couldn't resist.
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:05 AM
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3. there will never be another ewe! (NT)
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:53 AM
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15. Was it Rick Santorum?
Maybe he couldn't find a dog or a turtle at that time of morning.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:06 AM
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4. And further down in the story
we read of the man assaulting a Turkey in a poultry plant. Is that a regular thing, I wonder?

Happy Thanksgiving.
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4morewars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:08 AM
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5.  "I found baler's twine in Englar's back pocket,
matching the twine that was hanging in the barn," Gartrell wrote in the affidavit.
Police allege the twine was to be used to secure the sheep for sexual intercourse.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:42 AM
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21. He never heard of big rubber boots?
--IMM
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:12 AM
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6. PRIOR CASES-"sexually assaulting a live turkey" "agricultural vandalism"
PRIOR CASES
1997: An Adams County man pleaded guilty to cruelty to animals for sexually assaulting a live turkey in a restroom at the Wampler Foods plant in New Oxford. The man was fined $750.

1992: A carnival worker was charged with agricultural vandalism after authorities said he had sex with a ram at the York Fair. The charge was later dropped in a plea bargain.

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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:38 AM
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8. that would make interesting precedents
for the laywer to ask to judge in this case to review
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:48 AM
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13. This creep is really a pervert
Shrinks call it zoophilia; STP calls it just plain evil!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:57 AM
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17. I don't think it is the same guy-Just in the same area
So there is more than one of them.

Sleep well.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:15 AM
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7. Sounds like things got pretty woolly their for a second.
Bruce is just a Woolly Bully!
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:40 AM
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9. Mr. Bruce Englar, you are now a local celebrity
just watch the young ladies line up for a date with this sheep ravaging stud
:P
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:42 AM
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10. Serial animal rapist?
I hope he finds the mental help he needs. He ain't right in the head.
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TyeDye75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:43 AM
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11. I know Bush voters are ugly
Edited on Thu Mar-10-05 08:55 AM by TyeDye75
but I didnt know you could be arrested for sleeping with them


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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:46 AM
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12. It's a red(neck) area of PA
Edited on Thu Mar-10-05 08:46 AM by StopThePendulum
Kinda reminds me of the Dr. Demento parody "Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep" :evilgrin:
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:49 AM
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14. Damn Republicans. nt
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:58 AM
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18. Mmatcom, ewe are a baaaad baaaad man
posting these stories to tantalize all the DUers from Wyoming.

I think it's time for Skinner to intervene.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:36 AM
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19. "Evidence of sexual assualts on the sheep"...
just what would that be?

Cigarette butts lying around, the barn shaking, empty wine bottles...

Years ago I was listening to an ex-con from a prison farm talking about sheep. It seems you have to have large boots to put the ewe's rear legs in. It seems they know something's wrong, and will kick and break your legs if you don't.

Just thought you all should know in case you get any ideas.





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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:40 AM
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20. hmmmmm
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 10:25 AM
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22. If the barn is a-rocking ....
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