Caption!

[Magrittes Pipe]

"Jesus! Do I look like I'm ready for homework?"

[Aiptasia]

1. And then, during prom....

She totally french kissed my soul patch. I put my hand on her ass. It was so cool...

[RandomKoolzip]

13. I don't remember my prom.

After robbing that gas station, the mescaline kicked in....I don't even remember where I buried my date's corpse!

[tigereye]

14. RKZ responses

guaranteed to make me snort... and not anything bad, either.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. It just LOOKS like the good life.

[tigereye]

17. it's just not what I pictured, somehow....

[RandomKoolzip]

2. "What's that? I get a free Al Hedges album with my purchase of an

MCI Friends and Family account? Screw it, then. I'm going with At&T."

[progmom]

3. Hello? Can I put my mail-order bride on my Neiman Marcus card?

:evilgrin:

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Why is that damn card the first thing everyone sees in that picture?

Okay, actually the soul patch is first. But it's not even my card!

If I had feelings they'd be hurt right now.

[XNASA]

4. "Look, I'm sorry. I'm having second thoughts about this......

....I'm calling the wedding off."

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Ah, regrets!

Thanks for twisting the knife, XNASA.

[XNASA]

19. "It's still better than the alternative." he said,............

...recalling over 20 years of his own wedded bliss.

[flvegan]

5. "Amanda Hugginkiss? No, there's not Amanda Hugginkiss here. Sorry."

[RandomKoolzip]

12. "There IS a Hugh Jass here, however...."

[JimmyJazz]

6. no caption, but are those MERMAID bookends in the background?

And if so, where can I get a set? :o

[RandomKoolzip]

10. It's my wife's lamp.

The two figures are twin geishas playing banjos.

[Be Brave]

7. "Digital photography software enables you to edit your

digital images with ease. For example, using software such as Adobe's Photoshop, you can rotate this image clockwise by 45 degrees in a few easy steps."

[RandomKoolzip]

9. I'm actually going uphill.

In my supersonic rocketvan.

[tigereye]

16. if it is you

you clean up good. ;)


"I can't come into the office right now, Mr. Rumsfeld, you are going to have to get the frat guys from Yale to stop that aspect of the insurgency."

[RandomKoolzip]

18. Danke!

"Muffy, tell the Skull and Bones people that once I finish my tepid Brie and Pinot Noir, I'll get right on that 'Wellstone Problem.'"

[tigereye]

20. that's good!

I know, it's like you are in a Gilmore Girls episode. j/k :evilgrin:

[fit4life]

21. No, I didn't get laid either!

She said my soul patch looked like I rubbed dirt on my lip!