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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:42 PM
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Post **just the punchline** to a joke!
Sometimes the punchlines themselves are even funnier than the jokes.

I'll start:

"No, that's just some ice cream."

Or:

"Move over girls, I gotta gargle."

And the classic:

"The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!"

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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:44 PM
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1. "Please!"
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:48 PM
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10. Minimalist!
Good one, tuvor! :thumbsup:
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:52 PM
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17. Good! It's the only one I can think of!
;)
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Skink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:44 PM
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2. Considering they were tap dancing on dirt.
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two gun sid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:44 PM
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3. "And another thing, I ain't fightin' no man that can....
eat that much ice cream!"
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:45 PM
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4. "Thirty years ago, that fence wasn't electric"
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:45 PM
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5. "No, cause you're fucking ugly."
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:46 PM
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6. "Sheep? You know how THEY lie!!"
n/t
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:46 PM
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7. "Not then, just now when I saw 'Roooooowrrrrr!!!'"
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:46 PM
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8. Yeah and you should have seen the lips that spit it!
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mikehiggins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:47 PM
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9. Okay, I give up. Where's the ship?
eom
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:48 PM
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11. One has cunning stunts.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:49 PM
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12. Rectum, damned near killed him.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:50 PM
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13. The brick.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:51 PM
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14. "Nurse! I told you to PRICK his BOIL!!"
n/t
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:04 PM
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28. Nurse, I said Butt Light!!
n/t
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gkhouston Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:51 PM
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15. "A seamstress tucks and frills" nt/
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:51 PM
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16. Ya think I maybe shoulda said DiMaggio?
No, I just had some ice cream. Really!

Well..it was my first day with the hook, ya see...

This is a lighthouse. You decide!
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Sporadicus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:52 PM
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18. 'How Far Do You Think You're Gonna Get on a Scab, Asshole!'
The punchline to one of the dirtiest, most disgusting jokes I know. It's great :evilgrin:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:53 PM
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19. Mashed potatoes can't make their own gravy.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:53 PM
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20. "Are you kidding? Help me find my car keys and we can drive out!"
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:55 PM
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21. Bent it, hell! I damn near broke it!


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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:55 PM
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22. "Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:55 PM
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23. Nice kitty...nice kitty...
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:00 PM
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24. "I never said Minnie Mouse was was having sex with him,
I just said she was fuckin' goofy."
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:01 PM
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25. Then it hit me.
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:02 PM
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26. Rectum? Damn near killed him?
you hear that punchline alot in movies, but is there a joke to it?
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:02 PM
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27. So I took him out back and I showed him
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:06 PM
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29. Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:10 PM
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30. Anybody that can take his cock, wrap it around his waist, and...
...stick it in his own ear is one tough SOB!

Possibly one of my all time favorite jokes EVER!!!



Laura
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:41 PM
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31. Abscess makes the Fart go Honda
The smartest man in the world just jumped out of this airplane wearing my backpack


Dad, will you please stop monkeying around with the golf ball?


A priest on a pogo stick


Because it has meringue on it
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:46 PM
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32. ..."But you f*** one goat....!"
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:47 PM
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33.  The genie let out a sigh and said, " Let me see the damn map again."
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:50 PM
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34. If I Could Walk That Way, I Wouldn't NEED The Powder!!!
Edited on Sun Mar-06-05 10:55 PM by CO Liberal
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

"I didn't think I'd be playing in a cathedral!!"

"But suck JUST ONE D**K...."

"A rooster clucks defiance, and a lawyer..."

"No, but it's a twitchin' a mite!"

"Boy, this water's cold!" "And deep, too!!"
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:52 PM
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35. "Shoot the Dog! Shoot the Dog!"
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:56 PM
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36. No, no, Tonto. I said bring back a big POSSE!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:57 PM
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37. "Ten Dollars - Same As Downtown."
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 10:58 PM
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38. "Peter - I Can See Your House From Here!!!"
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DarienComp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 11:00 PM
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39. "the bad news is you're a bitch."
:evilgrin:
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 11:00 PM
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40. "Superman, You're a Mean Drunk!!!"
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two gun sid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 11:03 PM
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41. No, you idiot, I meant we ride the camel to the...
whorehouse in town!
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 11:07 PM
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42. "Holy shit! A talking blueberry muffin!"
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 11:08 PM
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43. They keep getting their feet caught in the steering wheel.
:D
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 11:17 PM
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44. "Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch PIANIST?"
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 11:21 PM
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45. He only took tips.
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