Funniest Fucking Threads You've Ever Read on DU:

[Bouncy Ball]

These are tied, by the way:

1. The "Oscar" thread. Was quite a while back and I actually wasn't here for it, but it got brought up several weeks ago and someone dug up the link. I sat there reading that ginormous thread for 45 minutes laughing so hard I nearly wet my pants and felt like I had done a super hard abs workout after I was done.

2. I can't remember who started this, but the one about the woman who is a HR person at work (the one who posted it was that person) and there was a creepy right winger who worked there who hated gays and was really germ-phobic and he Lysol-ed his cubicle constantly and one evening she caught a gay member of the staff in the creepy right winger's cube with the guys PHONE down the front of his pants.

I was eating Wheatables when I read that and I nearly choked, and I am not kidding. That was dangerous. A coworker started to do the Heimlich maneuver on me. Only he kept yelling that old joke about it "HINEY LICK!! HINEY LICK!" and that creeped me out, despite the Wheatable lodged in my windpipe.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Oscar was a classic

I had so much liquid coming out my nose on that one!

[JI7]

2. can you or someone else post links to those threads

i would love to see those.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. I'll try, hang on....

[wtmusic]

3. "Things you'll never hear other DUers say"

from over a year ago:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=606131

[Radical Activist]

5. That one is so old

It could be fun if someone posted a new one. Funny how many of the same people are still frequent posters.

[qnr]

32. there was one about 2 months ago.

Things we'd never hear a particular DUer say.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. OK here ya go

Remember that day the media ALL wanted to be the first to report an American soldier was taken hostage? Ummm...remember the days if fact checkers?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3040884

And of course, back before the fun was over there was this:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1282906#1283031

and this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1199107

[fujiyama]

11. Remember the thread

about the man getting drunk and raping the dog!

OMFG! I just couldn't stop laughing at that one.

There was another thread which I remember well - what not to say while watching the Passion of the Christ!

[SarahB]

15. You forgot this one:

The NSMA classic, "Is this the town for me?"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=178114

[steve2470]

25. Good morning ! What is NSMA ?

:-)

[LDS Jock]

26. nothing shocks me anymore

I believe.. but I've been wrong before

[Bouncy Ball]

7. Here's the Oscar thread for anyone interested.

It's an odd and hilarious read. I love how EARNEST everyone is in the beginning of the thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=624815

Oh and another one I thought of was the thread started by Dookus in which the title line was "Fuck the Amish" and then I opened it up and it said "they can't read this anyway" and the thread had a ton of Amish jokes. I'll find that and post the link.

I can't seem to find the freeper guy phone one.

[fleabert]

9. The Oscar thread has got to be the most funny and creative thing

I have ever read on any message board EVER. I rarely, if ever really 'lol' when I read. I did with this one. I read every single solitary post a couple of weeks ago...took forever but was oh-so-worth-it!

It should be required reading for anyone coming to the Lounge...

[A-Schwarzenegger]

8. oops

thought twice, it's all right

[NashVegas]

17. You in Demopedia Now

I hope you don't mind, I copied your original post in full for the entry.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

31. Why, thanks. It truly took a village to raise that mixed animal.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

10. One of my favourites was...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1830476

They are simulated historical FOX news headlines had FOX News Channel been around longer. I loved the satire.

Here's a funny graphic someone posted in there...

[Dying Eagle]

29. OMG

That is my favorite by far, I am so happy you found it!!! :hug:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

30. You're welcome

:pals:

[B Calm]

12. I hate the IndyStar. Have you ever visited their message board?

Full of right wingers and right wing moderators. They'll let you post there for awhile, but when you start making too much sense they'll ban you..

[KitchenWitch]

13. some of the stuff in the ATA forum is downright comical.

[blondeatlast]

20. Best time for AtA, from a huge fan of it:

Sunday and Monday mornings.

Try it, particularly on holiday weekends.

When Skinner gets "perturbed" and the poster carries on, it can be hysterical.

I don't know how Skinner does it; he always keeps his cool. Except when he doesn't. :evilgrin:

[RPM]

14. I liked when someone posted FR's 10 biggest DU idiots.

My brother (JVS) made the list and I was so proud!

[Modem Butterfly]

16. Phone man was my thread

Sorry for almost choking you.

[blondeatlast]

21. That will be a hard one to beat...

Sorry! :evilgrin:

Best. Thread. Ever.

[Bouncy Ball]

35. It was the most pleasurable almost choking I ever had.

I thought it was you....now I can find it.

[Padraig18]

18. It changes daily.

The list changes every day, depending on what the current :tinfoilhat: flavor of the day 'theory' is.
;)

[blondeatlast]

19. Your bar fight is right up there, and Oscar was fabulous (I have it on my

IE bookmarks still), but #2 was the funniest thing I've ever read.

I havd never actually *snarf*ed till I read that.

I'm laughing just thinking about it.

[blondeatlast]

22. Phone Guy, for your Lounging pleasure...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2026894

[fishnfla]

23. Gallows humour

Right after the war started, US troops blew up a bunch of "terrorists" at the Iraqi/Syrian border in a helicopter raid. Turns out it was a bunch of sheep. Folks had fun with that one

[warrior1]

24. funnies one for me

was things not to say at the movie Passion. Can't find the thread.

[benny05]

27. Threadkiller n/t

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

28. Yes, your bar fight is up there... although one of the funniest REPLIES

is in one of my very first posts: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1939862#1939950

Nice work, PertUK!

[JimmyJazz]

33. Short and Sweet - this list would not be complete without BMLH!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1377553

[jus_the_facts]

34. this gets my vote for favorite funny thread......Tombstone Poetry anyone?

:7

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=334038

[Dave Sund]

36. William Jennings Bryan

[KittyWampus]

37. I'm The Son Of God Ask Me Anything- Whoever Posted It Was Totally

sincere and answered REALLY insightfully.

Most like a divinity student or something.

It go locked :(

[barackmyworld]

38. Replace a word in a book with "moran"

and the related ones

[djeseru]

39. The mistaken-identity Sen. Obama photo thread.

I can't find it now, but it was on the front page - some organization had run a photo of a person they identified as Sen Obama and it wasn't...

[TyeDye75]

41. I've been trying to find that one too

I was only lurking at the time but that was hilarious

[uppityperson]

42. here you go, Obama or not?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2676361

[djeseru]

44. Thank you.

Bookmarked now!

[uppityperson]

40. Thanks for the links from a 5 monther DUer

I really appreciates you guys

[deadparrot]

43. "Things Not to Say While Watching 'The Passion'."

Good times. :)

[steve2470]

45. kick nt