Paris Hilton

[Deja Q]

Poll question: Paris Hilton

[sundog]

1. other: trash with money

[Deja Q]

2. Very accurate.

[Coventina]

4. Amen. She's proof we need HEAVY "death" taxes!

:puke:

[two gun sid]

3. For some goddamn reason she does something for me.

I wouldn't drink from the same Coke bottle she did, but, I'd bonk her.

[biscodawg]

16. amen! n/t

[petronius]

27. Yeah, me too - she's like that circus-peanut candy:

Completely artificial, tastes funny and you know you shouldn't eat it - but you just can't help yourself.

(And as much embarrassment as she's caused for herself, she didn't deserve to get her PDA hacked like that...)

[realisticphish]

5. stupid, boring, and unattractive

i don't get the appeal:shrug:


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Fenris]

6. An aristocratic STD sponge

[realisticphish]

7. ooo

i LIKE that one. may have to file it away...

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[sundog]

9. haha - good one

:P

[fleabert]

8. Before and After...(pic)

[Gemini Cat]

26. She looked better back then.

Now she looks like a Barfi doll with out the brains of one.

[baldguy]

10. A walking advert for Republican morals.

Meani: If you're rich, you don't have to be smart, or talented, or have the need to make a contribution to society, or....anything.

This is the reason why we require an estate tax - and the reason the GOP ended it.

[KT2000]

11. Plastic Surgery!

saw her before picture on the internets - Yikes!

She works so hard to be a skank, poor thing.

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. I'd hit it.

Hey, you asked... :shrug:

[Nailzberg]

13. You're the only one who hasn't.

[TreasonousBastard]

14. An excellent argument for inheritance taxes, and...

she wasn't bad looking as a kid, but after all the surgery she looks like a drag queen.

(The big feet are the first clue)

[intrepid_wanderer]

15. wait...

Where is the 'obnoxious slut' selection?

[El Fuego]

17. One word: FREAK!

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Stupid Spoiled Whore

Heh, South Park.

[phusion]

21. Not as whorish as Mr. Slave!

heheh...too damned funny.

New episode next week!

:bounce:

[Democrat Dragon]

19. A giant Barbie

Oh wait! that's offensive to Barbie! because unlike Paris Hilton, Barbie has been a veternarian.

[mwdem]

20. A totally waste of space on Earth

[Ivan Sputnik]

22. Upper class, blonde bubblehead

In some ways, she is the Eva Gabor of the 21st century. The first season of her TV show, The Simple Life, was even similar in concept to Green Acres.

[Osamasux]

28. A dog and a dope.

Her great-grandfather, Conrad Hilton must be spinning in his grave. That man led an incredibly full and interesting life. Born in the New Mexico Territory in the 1880s, the son of dirt poor immigrant pioneers. If you ever get a chance, read his autobiography, 'Be My Guest'.

Coincidently, Conrad was married at one time to Eva's sister, Zsa Zsa Gabor.

[sphincter]

23. Adorable

I love Paris Hilton. I'd marry her if she'd ask me.

[ChoralScholar]

24. A lovely, enchanting, BEAUTIFUL

hotel

[Starlight]

25. Isn't she an embarassment to her family?

I've always wondered about that. I know I'd be embarrassed if my daughter was notorious as a sleazy skank. :thumbsdown: And she has plenty of money. It's not like she has to sell her body for rent money. So apparently she actually aspires to be a vulgar slut. :freak:

[Digit]

29. skank