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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:05 PM
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How about some "Blazing Saddles" quotes?
"Goddamnit, Mr. Lamarr sir, you use yer tongue purdier than a twenny dollar whore!"
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:06 PM
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1. The sheriff is a nig.................................
The sheriff is a near?

No!! The sheriff is a nig..........
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:07 PM
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2. "Daddy loves froggie...does froggie love daddy? Ribbit...ribbit..."
"Ah, a wed wose...how owdinawy."
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histohoney Donating Member (584 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:07 PM
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3. I don't
know what you had in mind but thats my elbow your sucking on.
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:09 PM
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9. Ahh, one of the legendary lines that was edited out.
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huckleberry Donating Member (729 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:08 PM
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4. "It's twue! It's twue!!"
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:08 PM
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5. 15 schnitzengruben's my limit, baby.
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sazemisery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:08 PM
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6. "How 'bought some more beans Mr. Taggert?"
"I believe you've had enough!"
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:08 PM
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7. Stand back while I whip this out
:D
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flakey_foont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:08 PM
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8. And award you this laurel
and hearty handshake
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:09 PM
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10. "Mongo only pawn in game of life."
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:09 PM
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11. hey!
where the white women at?

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Rosco T. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:09 PM
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12. In honor of the Chimp in Chief....
"Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Hello boys. Have a good night's rest? I missed you."
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:09 PM
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13. "Where the white women at???"
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:10 PM
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14. "My name is Jim, but my friends call me... Jim"
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:10 PM
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15. Someone beat you to it....
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:13 PM
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20. If we can have 900 Oscar threads,
we can certainly afford to have two threads in honor of one of the funniest films ever made.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:27 PM
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33. Okay here's mine reposted...
Hello boys, have a good night's rest? I missed you!!

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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:10 PM
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16. "Are we awake?"
"That depends. Are we...black?"
"Why yes we are,"
"Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled,"


"Mongo LIKE candy!"
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:11 PM
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17. !When you was slaves, you sang like birds!"
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:12 PM
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18. BART: Are we awake?
WACO KID: We're not sure. Are we... black?
BART: Yes we are.
WACO KID: Then we're awake. But very puzzled.
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:12 PM
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19. "These are simple people. The common clay of the new west.
You know, morons,"
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:14 PM
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21. somebody's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes
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Rosco T. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:14 PM
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22. History Repeats itself...
"Get back here, you old pious candy-assed sidewinder.No sidewinder, bushwhacking, hornswoggling cracker crocker is going to ruin my biscuit cutter."

- GW Chimp to Vlad the Impaler critizing him last week...
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:15 PM
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23. Some's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:24 PM
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30. Hey Ronny is that Patsy in your avatar?
Are you trying to make me love you more than I do?
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:28 PM
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34. That's her!!!
Love away baby!
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boneygrey Donating Member (651 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:16 PM
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24. Lokk at you lolly gagging
with them picks and shovels. You'd think it was 120 degrees. Can't be more than 114. Dock that ch*&% a day's pay for napping on the job.
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:19 PM
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25. "Now is a time of great decision. . ." - (church hymn)
"...Are we to stay or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion:
Our town is turning into shit..."

(amen)

:evilgrin:
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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:20 PM
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26. we go a ridin' into town - a-whoopin' and a hollerin'
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:24 PM
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29. Farrrt.....Fart.....Farrrt........"Thats enough BEANs for you boys......"
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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:23 PM
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27. "WATCH - ME - FAGGOTS...."
sorry for that word - but that is the funniest scene where Dom is stomping his foot yelling at the dancers.

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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:30 PM
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36. and right after that ..
Dom: You GOT IT???

The queens: Yesssssssssssssssss!

Dom: Sounds like steam escaping.

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 03:24 PM
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40. "Y'all sound like a lot of Kansas City Faggots."
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:23 PM
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28. "Can't you see this is the last act of a desperate man?"
"We don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth."
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:25 PM
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31. "We've gotta protect our phoney-baloney jobs gentelman."
Now who can argue with that?
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:26 PM
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32. I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados...
mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!
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truebrit71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:30 PM
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35. Sheriff, here's an apple pie I baked you...sorry about the
"up yours nig....".....and if you'd be so kind as to not mention this to anyone.....
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mrfrapp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 02:33 PM
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37. The Welcoming Party


"We give you this laurel, and hardy handshake".


It amused me no end to see athletes at the recent Athens Olympics to actually receive "Laurel and Hardy Handshakes".
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 03:05 PM
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38. "The Camptown Ladies??!?!?"
"Thank you gentlemen, but as you can see, the affairs of state must take precedent over the affairs of state."

"Don't write that!!! I'll lose the blue-collar vote!"

"As your spiritual leader, I command you to pay heed to this good book and what it has to say!"
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mcar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 03:23 PM
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39. What in the wide world of sports is going on here?
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fit4life Donating Member (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 03:36 PM
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41. You said rape twice...
"I like rape."
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 03:42 PM
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42. I'm tired...
Here I stand, the Goddess of Desire
Set men on fire, I have this power
Morning, noon, and night it's dwink and dancing
Some quick womancing - then a shower.
Stage door johnnies constantly suwwound me
They always hound me, with one wequest.
Who can satisfy their lustful habit?
I'm not a wabbit!
I need some west-est.

I'm tired, sick and tired of love.
I've had my fill of love
Fwom below, and above.
Tired, tired of being admired
Tired of love uninspired
Let's face it, I'm tired!

I've been with thousands of men, again and again -
They pwomise the moon.
They always coming and going and going and coming
...and always too soon!

I'm tired, tired of playing the game
Ain't it a cwying shame?
I'm so tired.
Goddammit, I'm exhausted!

La-ah-ah-ah-heh-heh.

Oh-ah-oh-oh my god.

I'm tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame
I'm so tired?

I've been with thousands of men!
Again and again!
They sing the same tune!
They start with Bywon and Shelleys!
And jump on your bellies,
And bust your balloon!

I'm tired of playing the game
Ain't it a friggin shame?
I'm so...

Let's face it. Everything below the waist is KAPUT!
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 03:53 PM
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43. "Rabrrrrrr"
We know where he got it!
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 04:45 PM
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44. "We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em."...
"Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...

"Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course".

"You spare the women?"

"NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on."

"Marvelous".




"Dang that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart."


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Rooktoven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 04:59 PM
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45. "Goood Morning Ma'am, and isn't it a Lo-o-o-vely morning?"
We'll take the niggers and the chinks, but no Irish!"

"Well Jim, since you are my guest, what is it you like to do?"

"Play chess. Screw."

"Let's play chess."
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:04 PM
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46. Oh Lawdy Lawd! Do what he say! Do what he say!
you are so good, and they are so stupid
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:05 PM
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47. "Rape, arson, murder, and rape"
"You said rape twice"
"I like rape"
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Rooktoven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:06 PM
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48. also...
"Screw you, I work for Mel Brooks."

"I didn't hear a 'Harumph' out of you."

"That's Hedley!"

"Awww, Mongo straight..."

"Eating just makes me sick"

"But I shoot with this hand."

By the way, we need a thread just for the visuals...
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:16 PM
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49. To the Honorable Governor Lepitamine.
"We can't hear you!"

"Oh' sorry. WE THE CITIZENS OF ROCK RIDGE..."

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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:46 PM
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50. What were you expecting? Come over to my house? Marry my
daughter? These are simple people. These are people of the land. You know, morons . . .
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