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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:40 PM
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More fun than a barrel of monkeys: Hannity's online dating service:
I don't know if this is a dupe, but it's called Hanidate 2005, and yes, it is real.

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005?page=1

Here are some choice profiles thanks to http://thinkprogress.org/index.php

Gary: I live close to Dayton, Ohio. I am a 32 single white male. I am a smoker. I weigh in at 170 and stand at 5′-11″ Dayton has a lot of liberal women which I am tired of dating. Help me find a republican woman. Below is what kind of describes myself in a nutshell . Some find me hot, some not. You decide. I have good morals and values and I am of a conservative nature. I have all my teeth and brush them Someone who isnt a control freak. Good personal hygiene and has all their teeth and no rotten black teeth. I see this way too much and I find it a turn off

Mark:I am a 49 year old truck driver. Divorced, one daughter, 18, looking for a LADY, 45 to 55 years old, no tatoos, no body piercings except ears, but most importantly NOT LIBERAL (lady and not liberal kind of go hand in hand, dont they?).
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:41 PM
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1. does
Bulldog have a post?
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:42 PM
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2. ROTFLMAO
They have to list "Good personal hygiene and has all their teeth and no rotten black teeth" as requirements for prospective dates.

Oh, and I guess I'm no lady, since I'm a liberal.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:43 PM
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3. There must be a way asshat is making $$ of this
unless he's trying to ensure the future of his species.
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:46 PM
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5. Ohh, I somehow doubt that the genes in that pool should be hooking up
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:48 PM
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6. oh chissakes, look at this one
oh the balls on him.

Name: Greg Taylor
Email: gtaylor15017@yahoo.com
Location: ?
Age: 40
My name is Greg Taylor. I am 40 years old. I have always wanted to be married, but just have not met the right person. I don't want to 'settle' just because all of my friends have been married for quite a while and have children. I am a very active person. I work out daily, play hockey twice a week and also enjoy skiing. I have my MBA, a good job as a sole proprietor of a software consulting business, and am up on current events. Most importantly, I am a conservative. I live in Pittsburgh and there appears to be a ratio of 4 men to every woman. Plus, most women in 'the burgh' are liberal.
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:46 PM
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4. They even give out their email addresses...
None of us would cause any of them trouble, would we? :evilgrin:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 06:43 PM
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7. So when is Air America going to do something similar?
This is pretty funny. I'm tempted to sign up and create an "interesting" profile describing the typical Hannity listener.
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:14 PM
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8. Heck, you dont even need to do that
All you need to do is email one of the guys and tell him that the fact that he has all his teeth turns you on, and string him along, then tell him he's been talking to a liberal
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alarimer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:31 PM
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9. Would it be so wrong to have a little fun at their expense?
I am thinking about signing up...I just can't resist all those fine conservative people LOL
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 09:36 PM
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10. lol, i know
some of them even have ALL their teeth. How much better does it get?
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