MMMMM....dead hog flesh and chicken abortions!

[Beware the Beast Man]

Dig in!



Ps- that stuff on the bread is made out of cow pus.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. Who picked your oranges?

Just curious.

[progmom]

3. underpaid migrant farm workers

you wanna fight about it?

[fertilizeonarbusto]

4. No, my point exactly n/t

[GOPisEvil]

2. The seeds are future oranges! Abortionist!!!

MURDERER!!!

[arwalden]

16. Aaaaah!

I'm laughing so hard... it's making me cry!

[4_Legs_Good]

5. Most eggs are actually menstruations, not abortions...

you usually have to pay extra for "huevos de amor".

david

[Spinzonner]

6. I think I'm feeling queasy

and not hungry anymore

[Lisa]

12. true -- "chicks in eggs" are quite the delicacy in some places ...

But in North America, people prefer unfertilized eggs which have been kept in storage for up to a month. (True -- by the time you get your eggs from the grocer's refrigerated shelf, they're probably at least 2-3 weeks old.)

[xmas74]

13. Which is exactly why

I go to a local farmer. I get mine fresh.

[Lisa]

14. Good idea! I'm pleased to report that "my" hens have started to lay.

These are the chicks I hatched out last year. They now live on a friend's farm -- she says that for the past couple of weeks, she's been finding little "shooter" or "beginner" eggs (usually without the yolks). They'll get bigger as the hens mature, and then she'll start sharing them with me ...

[xmas74]

17. They taste so much better.

And they are healthier.
Also, all the meat I buy is from local farmers. I have a big freezer in my basement. A couple of friends and I will go in together on a whole cow or a hog. The farmer will take it over to local packager for us. We pick it up from there and freeze it until we need it. It really does have a better taste.

[4_Legs_Good]

18. Very cool!

I'd love to buy my eggs locally, but to be honest I don't really trust the farmers who sell eggs in my neck of the woods.

I buy only organic, free-range eggs. Is there any way to tell if local farmers are humane in their treatment of their chickens? I guess I have to tour the place, but most of the places near me seem like they'd as likely shoot me with their shotguns as let me tour their farm because I'm a freaked out vegetarian who wants to assure their "livestock" is being treated well.

or maybe I'm just being paranoid.

david

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

7. Can I have the oranges?

Please?

[dean_dem]

8. Just don't touch the croissant.

That bad-boy is mine!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

9. Course not

I'm a vegan, the cow pus covered crossaint doesn't interest me. ;)

[dean_dem]

11. I'll have you know, that type of humor doesn't work on me!

I only make fun of fat people!
;)

[hollywood926]

10. I guess I'll have the little green spriggy thing.

Thanks for making breakfast.

[enigmatic]

15. I'll have Poached chicken abortions, please.

Is the dead hog flesh Smokehouse dead hog flesh? If so, double order, baby!