california uber alles...

[yorgatron]

jello biafra,if you happen to read this,now is the perfect time to rewrite the lyrics to this punk rock classic.it is no longer relevant.thank you.BTW if anyone knows where i can get my "recall arnold" t-shirt and a clipboard i can start tomorrow.

[roguevalley]

1. word has it that they will give him a few to do his thing and perhaps

about December start a recall on his ass.

[Paragon]

2. Perhaps you haven't heard The Disposable Heroes version...

...which was all about former governor Pete Wilson, who was more corrupt and incompetent than Davis ever was. Oh, by the way, Pete's on Governor Grabass' "transition team". It's true.

[ET Awful]

3. I prefered the songs predecessor

We've Got a Bigger Problem Now (off of the In God We Trust, Inc. album)..

It blended parts of California Uber Alles with some typical Jello style chit-chat.

Great stuff.


We've Got A Bigger Problem Now

Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still, you've gone and made me president

Human rights will soon go 'way
I will be Fuhrer some day
Now I command all of you
Now you're going to pray in school
I'll make sure they're Christian too

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Ku Klux Klan will control you
Still you think it's natural
Nigger knockin' for the master race
Still you wear the happy face

You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Alexander Haig is near
Vietnam won't come back you say
Join the army or you will pay

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Yeah, that's it. Just relax.
Have another drink, few more pretzels, a little more MSG.
Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV.
Lock your doors. Close your mind.
It's time for the two-minute warning.

Welcome to 1984
Are you ready for the third world war?!?
You too will meet the secret police
They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece

You'll go quitely to boot camp
They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations' claws

Die on our brand new poison gas
El Salvador or Afghanistan
Making money for President Reagan
And all the friends of President Reagan

California Uber alles
Uber alles California