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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:10 PM
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What can one do to... ( a L.F post! Bewere!)
...restart a suddenly dead sex life?

Any suggestions? Come on guys lets put our thinking caps on!
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:12 PM
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1. Get in your car
:hi:
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:22 PM
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3. What can a car do for my...
little problem?
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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:38 PM
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10. two words: stick shift.
:evilgrin:
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:36 PM
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17. hehe!
You devil, you!
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:42 PM
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13. Your car can bring "you" to the City of Townsville
:wow:
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:46 PM
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15. To bad all that I have is this!
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Boom_cha Donating Member (431 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:21 PM
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2. Plant yourself in close proximity to
Governor Gropinator, the self-proclaimed gangbanger
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:23 PM
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4. Pu-le-z!
I have better taste!
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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:28 PM
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5. Come on down to Tennessee!
We both could restart our sex lives! Empathy is half the battle! I know exactly how you feel!

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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:29 PM
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7. If someone knew exactly how she 'feels'...
Her sex life wouldn't be dead. :-)
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never cry wolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:29 PM
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6. Need more info....
Married, single, sig other, gay. How dead?? How active previously??
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:39 PM
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11. L.F stats!
Q:Married, single, sig other, gay.
single,strait female
Q:How dead??
since Aug.
Q:How active previously??
Mother said to never kiss and tell! hehe!
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never cry wolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:45 PM
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14. Since August???
Hell, that's just good preparation for married life.
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:00 PM
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16. Sorry!
If I was married he better like to do it alot!
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Rashind Donating Member (221 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 02:03 PM
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28. Since August?
Talk to me in about 6 more months, then you can complain.

:cry:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 02:05 PM
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29. No kidding...
...when you start measuring in terms of YEARS, then we can talk. :cry:

Er, not that it's been that long, but I HAVE had droughts that lasted more than 12 months.
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Redneck Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:30 PM
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8. watch more baseball.
Ha!
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:40 PM
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12. That "B" word!
:grr: :nuke:
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:36 PM
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9. you KNOW what my answer to that one is
4 fingers first
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 09:23 PM
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18. hehe!
MY! How did I miss this last night!
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 10:02 PM
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23. dunno, I was wondering when you were going to see that one
a good stiff, ummm, drink... yah. that's it
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 09:25 PM
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19. Have fun by yourself until another one comes along
That's all any of us can do really.
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 09:32 PM
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20. Waiting is for Freepers!
I am too hands on to wait!
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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 09:59 PM
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21. pick a fight!
and i'm not talking about on the internet either. i pick fights with all sorts of people, all the time, and for seemingly no reason whatsoever. sometimes when you get down to it, a good fist fight resolves everything!

err...maybe you should probably just completely disregard that, and not worry about sex so much. its not that big of a deal. honestly.
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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 10:00 PM
Response to Reply #21
22. wait I got it!
EAT! wait, that's NEVER a good solution...give me a minute...
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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 10:05 PM
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24. okay, here's the winner.
go to a college, walk up to some guy, ANY GUY and just say "Hi" in a seductive tone. if he doesn't suit your fancy after a short convo, repeat as necessary till you find a necessary mate.
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 10:08 PM
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26. I go the a University!
And there is only 2 things on evryones mind! Sports and their G.P.A!
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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 01:40 PM
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27. Glad I don't go to your school :-)
j/k :-)
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AquariDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 10:07 PM
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25. Rotate the porn
That's about all I can think of. :shrug:
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