My pale sex life died 2 years, 1 month, and 9 days ago. Ask me anything.

[Deja Q]

[soupkitchen]

1. Does it believe in reincarnation?

[NightTrain]

2. Two years ago? Is that all?

You're still an amateur, baby!

[patdem]

3. Was there an autopsy?? was it a natural death or suspicious

circumstances???

Is it really dead or only missing and presumed dead??

I watch the Discovery channel..so I know what questions to ask..ever see 'I Detective'???

[Deja Q]

7. Abandonment killed it

What's the point of keeping it alive when nobody wants you?

[sam sarrha]

4. actually celibacy is too bad after about 10 years....

it has been about 12 years so far... I dont miss it much any more, i look back and see the chasing around as such a waste of time.. though i am not dissing the activity..

[illini]

5. do you keep it in a jar???

NT

[kodi]

6. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

BTW: that was a "question."

[Deja Q]

8. If it was a question...

I wouldn't know how to answer.

[KCDem]

9. so, um, how's your prostate taking this?

[Deja Q]

14. See #13, no gooey stuff for me to talk about

See, I killed two questions with one answer! Though I am speaking in riddles, which is oh-so-not-me...

[qwertyMike]

10. Oh, you got married??

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. Is it getting painful yet?

[KG]

12. attitude is everything!!!

jeez, even a middle-aged troll like me gets hooked up from time to time and i ain't even trying that hard.

[patdem]

13. I WOULD shake your hand..but that gooey stuff is still there...

get off your duff and go places that you can meet people...church (ugh) the gym, social clubs? Where do you live and what are your opportunities? A small town? church is your only hope...an ethnic community...might have a social club? A big city will have a gym for men/women ...?

[phaseolus]

15. Whatsamatter, did you lose both your hands or something?

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