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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 07:58 PM
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My pale sex life died 2 years, 1 month, and 9 days ago. Ask me anything.
:shrug:
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soupkitchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 07:59 PM
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1. Does it believe in reincarnation?
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 08:00 PM
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2. Two years ago? Is that all?

You're still an amateur, baby! :toast:
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 08:09 PM
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3. Was there an autopsy?? was it a natural death or suspicious
circumstances???

Is it really dead or only missing and presumed dead??

I watch the Discovery channel..so I know what questions to ask..ever see 'I Detective'???
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 08:37 PM
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7. Abandonment killed it
What's the point of keeping it alive when nobody wants you?
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 08:09 PM
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4. actually celibacy is too bad after about 10 years....
it has been about 12 years so far... I dont miss it much any more, i look back and see the chasing around as such a waste of time.. though i am not dissing the activity..
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illini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 08:11 PM
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5. do you keep it in a jar???
NT
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 08:36 PM
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6. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
BTW: that was a "question."
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 08:38 PM
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8. If it was a question...
I wouldn't know how to answer. :D
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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 08:45 PM
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9. so, um, how's your prostate taking this?
:shrug:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:11 PM
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14. See #13, no gooey stuff for me to talk about
See, I killed two questions with one answer! Though I am speaking in riddles, which is oh-so-not-me... :evilgrin:
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 08:46 PM
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10. Oh, you got married??
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 08:50 PM
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11. Is it getting painful yet?
:hug:
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:04 PM
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12. attitude is everything!!!
jeez, even a middle-aged troll like me gets hooked up from time to time and i ain't even trying that hard. :)
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:07 PM
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13. I WOULD shake your hand..but that gooey stuff is still there...
get off your duff and go places that you can meet people...church (ugh) the gym, social clubs? Where do you live and what are your opportunities? A small town? church is your only hope...an ethnic community...might have a social club? A big city will have a gym for men/women ...?
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phaseolus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:15 PM
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15. Whatsamatter, did you lose both your hands or something?
??
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