Anyone Wanna Play the Dozens?

[Bunny]

(I hope no one is offended by this)

I'll start:

-Your mama is so old, her birthdate expired.
-Your mama is so old, she owes Moses a dollar.
-Your mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
-Your mama is so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, Skittles pop out.

[ohiosmith]

1. Yo mama is so stank, her yeast infection is sour dough!

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Your momma's so skank, she sweats Raid.

[Burma Jones]

3. OK...........................

Your mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook Minute rice.

Your mama's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Your mama's so old, she wrote the foreword to the Bible.

Your mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.

Your mama's so old, her Social Security number is in Roman numerals.

Your mama's got so many crabs she walks sideways.

[Burma Jones]

4. Dupe

[fit4life]

5. I'm in.

Your mama's so old I told her to act her age and she DIED.

[Worst Username Ever]

6. Yo mama so fat, her belt size is "equator."