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eauclaireliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 03:12 PM
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A man walks into his Saturn dealership...
A man walks into his Saturn dealership in search of a new sound system. The salesman, excited, shows the man a stereo: "This is the X04...its built on a technology that uses voice recognition to tune in radio stations."
"Really? Wow. I'll try it." the man says.

An hour later, he drives off with the XO4 installed. He decides to try it out.
"Classical" the man says out loud, and the radio tunes into a Mozart piece.
"Wow. This is great." the man says. "Country."
The radio tunes into a Garth Brooks song.

Then all of a sudden, another driver cuts right in front of him, nearly causing an accident. The man rolls down his window and screams "Moron!" and the radio tunes into Rush Limbaugh.
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 03:15 PM
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1. lol
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PAMod Donating Member (651 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 03:20 PM
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2. That's a keeper
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