Let's name some more flavors for Ted Nugent's favorite Ice Cream Co

[soupkitchen]

Ted endorsed a flavor called "Gun Nut" which priced at $80 a gallon (delivered to your door) is probably both an Ice Cream and a plastic explosive.
Anyway here are a few more names for the Star Spangled Ice Crem Company to use.

Aryian Vanilla
Chocolate Lynching
Falwell Fudge
O'Reilly's Lying Liars Sour Lemon
And
Lump In The Bed Cherry

Have any more?

[cprise]

1. Rocky-Roadkill Date

[TlalocW]

2. Hmmm...

Spotted Owl-sickles,
Hypocrite-Crunch

TlalocW

[AntiCoup2K4]

3. Rainforest Destruction Crunch

Chimpy's Banana Supreme Court Split.
PNAC Butter Cup Sundae

[commander bunnypants]

4. Pollution and Pecan swirl

no hole ozone swirl



DDQM

[Sequoia]

5. Recall Red Sin-a-men

or
Hemlock Hippie Huggin' Mint

or

KKK True Vanilla

[Skittles]

6. DEAD ANIMAL FUDGE

HUNTERS F***ING SICKENING

[Robb]

7. How about

"What Happened To My Career Pistachio"

or

"Gelato Hot Air"

...

[XNASA]

8. Cat Scratch Cookie Dough

Wang Dang Sweet Orange Sherbet

[Brewman_Jax]

9. More flavors

Gooey guts cherry swirl

Draft dodgin' vanilla

Post-mortem mint surprise

Rude dude nut toffee

[BurtWorm]

10. Colon Chokin' Chocolate: Now with Ex-Lax bits!

[BurtWorm]

11. Pop Pop

A portion of the profit will go to support the NRA

[BurtWorm]

12. Rumsfeld Raisin

More rum than raisin, to give you that Secretary of Defense feelin'.

[proud patriot]

13. Creamed Roadkill

[Interrobang]

14. Hmm... Let me think...

Rambo Road (It's Tougher!)
Support the Troops Swirl
Patriotic Pistachio
Lie-beral Lemon

[MissMillie]

15. Concert Cancellation Sour Grape Sorbet....????? (n/t)

.

[BurtWorm]

16. FOX News Belgian Chocolate

Actually plain old vanilla, despite what it says on the package.

[hatrack]

17. Cluster Bomb Pops!

Cordite Swirl

Frangible Surprise

Full Metal Jackfruit

Dum-dum Delight (or should that be Dumb-Dumb Delight?)

Panzerfaust Peach

Hollowpoint Licorice Twist

Pantload Sorbet

Amboy Prune

Austrian Anschluss Almond