For Halloween: Best Creepy CD Intro?

[Khephra]

For me it would have to be a tie:

Montley Crue's "In the Beginning":


In the beginning
Good always overpowered the evils
Of all man's sins.......
But in time
The nations grew weak
And our cities fell to slums
While evil stood strong
In the dusts of hell
Lurked the blackest of hates
For he whom they feared
Awaited them.......
Now many many life times later
Lay destroyed beaten beaten down
Only corpses of rebels
Ashes of dreams
And blood stained streets.......
It has been written
"Those who have the youth
Have the future"
So come now children of the beast
Be strong
And Shout at the Devil

---

--Or Marilyn Manson's

Prelude (The Family Trip)

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're going
Or which way the wind is blowing
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Oh, the fires of hell are glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing (Faster! Faster!)
For the rowers keep in rowing (Faster! Faster!)
And they're certainly not showing (Faster! Faster!)
Any signs that they are slowing (Faster! Faster!)
Stop the boat.

[Liberal_Andy]

1. Harry Nilsson - "Son of Schmilsson"

trust me.

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. (knock knock knock)

"Why, hello, Jeff."

"Hi, Mr. Hoover, is Ellen ready?"

"Didn't she speak with you this evening, Jeff? She's at... the movies. With... EARL!"

"But... but... but..."

[mitchum]

3. Another Gibson Brothers fan!

we're such dedicated fools

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. You follow Don & Jeff's post-Gibsons careers?

I prefer the Bassholes to '68 Comeback, but I dig 'em both.

[Forkboy]

4. I got one

spoken in the computerized voice like Stephen Hawking;

Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground
infront of the snowcone stand and began licking at the
girls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Their
bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure
like intensity. At times their pale limbs seeming to
shift back and forth from one torso to the other. A
crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two
girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of
pit-vipers. They were confused, or concerned, or
shocked, or aroused, or all of the above. But no-one
dared interfere with the performance. Jennifer's long
ashen hair hung down concealing the girls face like a
curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea
that the girls eyes were revolving under her ruby
tongue. "This is disgusting, it's pornography"
exclaimed a pasty slut white woman in a fur coat,
vanilla ice-cream smeared across her double chin like
a money shot. Counting a balding professor type in his
mid-forties, his left hand stuffed crassly down the
front of his pants "No, no, no. This is beautiful,
this is art."

From Pig Destroyer's Prowler in the Yard

[Kusala]

5. Gene Wilder was creepy

when he did that. I remember being freaked out by it as a kid.

very deranged movie, considering it's for kids.