The accidental Fart... I love it when it happens to a Woman.

[trumad]

Oh they get red faced and die of embarrassment as opposed to Men who commence to high five'ing each other. I've noticed Women usually let it out when you're wrestling with them. Must be the pressure from the bear hug or Scissor hold?

[ET Awful]

1. Wait a second! Women . . . fart?

Wow, I never knew. :)

[Bunny]

2. Um, trumad? Got a news flash for you:

NONE of them are accidental! We just want you to think that. Seriously.



:D

[Mabel Dodge]

3. It's been my life experience that...

men are more prissy than women. They only revel in their farts with other guys, but if they are in a more formal social situation they pretend the other guy did it.
Women at least will own up to it and apologize...(sniff sniff, must have been those cheese coneys).

[CO Liberal]

4. Speaking of Farts - Behold the Farting Bush Doll

http://www.prankplace.com/fbush.htm

[Red State Rebel]

5. Surely you are mistaken...women don't do that

:)

[Aristus]

6. I remember a while back there was a comedian whose schtick

was "The First-Date Fart-Hold". "You gotta be on your best gastrointestinal behavior when you're out with a woman for the first time."

[mermaid]

7. Women Don't Fart - We Fluff. n/t

[cruadin]

8. According to my mother, women don't fart--they poot.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Locking

Requisite Saturday afternoon lockage of the requisite bodily function thread.

Thank you.
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