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MiddleRiverRefugee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:29 AM
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Finish this: "I'm gonna make like a Bush appointee and...."
Edited on Tue Oct-07-03 10:30 AM by unidentifiedbassplay
"..quit to go spend more time with my family."

That's what I said when I left the gig Sunday night. My bandleader works for CBS News and her boyfriend is an alleged Libertarian, so I guess the humour fell flat.

Any other clever rejoinders to this?

On Edit: typoes. Where's my typist...and my whip?
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:30 AM
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1. ...go do some leaking.
n/t
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felonious thunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:35 AM
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2. "put a drape over the evil boobs on the statue in the lobby."
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Democrats unite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:35 AM
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3. Take the money & run!
eom
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:36 AM
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4. Resign to spend more time with my family
Edited on Tue Oct-07-03 10:37 AM by wtmusic
before I get indicted too.

(One of the best thread titles I've seen in a long time!!)
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LoneStarLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:39 AM
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5. SELL HIGH!
...and dump those shares before the SEC starts sniffing around!"
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:45 AM
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7. Before you sell high
don't forget to artificially inflate your company's stock price by buying itself with a subsidiary. That's what puts the 'Bush' in it...
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:42 AM
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6. Always overly concerned
with Clinton's wang while ignoring the facts in California.


DDQM
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:50 AM
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8. ....try to conceal my snicker
when the Chimp in Charge says the word "new-cu-lerr". Again.
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