Finish this: "I'm gonna make like a Bush appointee and...."

[MiddleRiverRefugee]

"..quit to go spend more time with my family."

That's what I said when I left the gig Sunday night. My bandleader works for CBS News and her boyfriend is an alleged Libertarian, so I guess the humour fell flat.

Any other clever rejoinders to this?

On Edit: typoes. Where's my typist...and my whip?

[bif]

1. ...go do some leaking.

n/t

[felonious thunk]

2. "put a drape over the evil boobs on the statue in the lobby."

[Democrats unite]

3. Take the money & run!

eom

[wtmusic]

4. Resign to spend more time with my family

before I get indicted too.

(One of the best thread titles I've seen in a long time!!)

[LoneStarLiberal]

5. SELL HIGH!

...and dump those shares before the SEC starts sniffing around!"

[wtmusic]

7. Before you sell high

don't forget to artificially inflate your company's stock price by buying itself with a subsidiary. That's what puts the 'Bush' in it...

[commander bunnypants]

6. Always overly concerned

with Clinton's wang while ignoring the facts in California.


DDQM

[kmla]

8. ....try to conceal my snicker

when the Chimp in Charge says the word "new-cu-lerr". Again.