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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:22 PM
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It's a toilet!!!!
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 02:22 PM by Bluebear


If I went into someone's powder room and saw this thing I don't know that I would know what it was~!

Kohler redefines fashion's place in the home with the introduction of the Purist Hatbox toilet at Fashion Week Feb. 4 - 11, 2005.

Just as the world of apparel looks to the hottest designers to forecast the latest trends in fashion, trade and style-savvy consumers look to Kohler to anticipate "what's next" in kitchen and bathroom design.

Like the fashion industry, design drives everything we do at Kohler. The Purist Hatbox toilet is simply a natural evolution of how we perceive the toilet.

Conventional cues of the traditional toilet are removed as the minimally-inspired electric toilet offers a clean aesthetic both visually and physically with its innovative tankless design.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:22 PM
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1. I would think:
trash can!
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bobbobbins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:23 PM
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2. haha, you said powder room
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:25 PM
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3. I always try not to say John
You never know who's in the room.
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:32 PM
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20. What???
Oh, you were talking about the crapper...nevermind
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:25 PM
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4. It must be easy to clean.
There are only smooth, straight sides.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:26 PM
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8. I was thinking the same thing
Now that would be cool.


But where would you stack all the magazines?? :silly:
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:34 PM
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22. High tech, modern magazine rack of some sort. n/t
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:25 PM
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5. Poop goes in the toilet
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:26 PM
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6. Thank you, it's all so clear now!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:26 PM
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9. Glad I could help
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:26 PM
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7. Ok, ok ok
How do you SIT on the mutha-fukka?

That thing is not going into imy private reading room.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:27 PM
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10. Like this!!!


Evidently you don't even need to get undressed!
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:08 PM
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28. That's a pretty sad gig for a model
"Oh, yes! You're JUST what we're looking for! Now go sit on that toilet and try to look sexy in your evening gown!"
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:28 PM
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13. That toilet looks tough for drunken pukers as well, no tank to hold
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:35 PM
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21. While wearing alot of...
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 03:35 PM by Lady Freedom
RUBBER!!!YOu saw the word electric!!!

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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:28 PM
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11. How do you flush it?
And how do you "jiggle the handle"?
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:28 PM
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12. Needs a hole.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:29 PM
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14. Next time I visit somebody's bathroom....
I'm making a poop in the trash can.
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:31 PM
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15. I see a problem here!
"Conventional cues of the traditional toilet are removed as the minimally-inspired electric toilet offers a clean aesthetic both visually and physically with its innovative tankless design"

notice the words 'electric toilet'? Now if that thing gets a short in the wireing...
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:33 PM
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16. ZZZT
Or if you really really really need to go and the damn thing won't open?
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:29 PM
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19. But that won't kill you!
You can always go out doors if it is REALLY BAD. But do you want to explain to the ER Doc that you got it in the rear by a toilet?
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:01 PM
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26. Schwing!!!
and OUCH....

Will it flush if there is a power failure? Imagine a power failure lasting a couple of days following a bad storm.

I wouldn't want to be in that house.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:04 PM
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27. "Conventional cues of the traditional toilet?"
Tomorrow, I'm going to Home Depot and ask: "I want semi-conventional cues, but not in a traditional toilet, what can you show me?"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:35 PM
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17. Somebody give me a newspaper I'll test it out
:bounce:
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:38 PM
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18. you did notice the word
"ELECTRIC" right?
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:49 PM
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23. Are you sure...
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 04:50 PM by skypilot
...that that's not just the world's largest jar of cold cream?
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:52 PM
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24. the cats from the Litter Queen post could drive themselves
crazy trying to make it flush!!!!1\


Probably works on some sort of sensor beam like the auto flush toilets in airports and theatres etc.
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:58 PM
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25. Good! i need to go bad!
:evilgrin:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:13 PM
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29. They won't tell you how much the damn thing is
To paraphrase the old muffler commercial, "I'm NOT going to pay a lot for this TOILET!"
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