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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 01:21 AM
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I went to buy some camouflage pants but I couldn't find them
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GRLMGC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 01:25 AM
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1. booooooooooo nt
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 01:33 AM
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2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh (highlight with mouse to read)
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GRLMGC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 01:38 AM
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3. good Lord, man
do you have a whole collection of these?
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 01:43 AM
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7. An invisible man married an invisible woman....
The kids were nothing to look at....
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:24 AM
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18. .
:spank:
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:32 AM
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21. A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Ok, ok, :spank:
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 01:38 AM
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4. what color is your Geo Prism?
doesn't it depend which way the light is hitting it?
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 01:41 AM
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5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
;)
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 01:42 AM
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6. lol! You're funny.
More please! :7
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 01:47 AM
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8. Ya hear about the guy that had a dog with no legs?
every time he took him for a walk, it was a real drag. (they get worse)
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 01:49 AM
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10. omg.. that's awful... yet I'm laughing......
:shrug:
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 01:54 AM
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11. What do you call a dog with no legs?
call him anything ya want, he ain't gonna come.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 01:49 AM
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9. What do you say to a one legged hitchhicker?
Hop in?
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Frozen Hamster Donating Member (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:37 AM
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12. "More hay, Trigger?"
"No thanks, Roy. I'm stuffed."

Lets keep the tasteless jokes coming.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:58 AM
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13. Two cannibals are eating a clown...
One says: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Frozen Hamster Donating Member (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:09 AM
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15. If you drink don't park
accidents cause people
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:14 AM
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16. Two antennae meet on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was terrific.
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Frozen Hamster Donating Member (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:20 AM
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17. Belgium: A country invented by the British to piss of the French
According to president Charles de Gaulle, at least
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:26 AM
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19. "I'm impressedque bueno. Now I'm literate in two languages."
Goerge W. Bush* said that in France!
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Frozen Hamster Donating Member (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:29 AM
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20. Scientists have found that research causes cancer in rats
They've also found out that cancer causes research in rats.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:37 AM
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22. I give up, you win...LOL
And I thought after fifty years of research, scientists found everything causes cancer in rats and mice....
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Frozen Hamster Donating Member (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:39 AM
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23. Pretty much, although the chief cause of cancer in small helpless rodents
are the scientists themselves
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:46 AM
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24. I think my neighbor would agree...
She's the resident rodent raiser at our local university. Something to do with the shrinking gene pool she has to work with.
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Frozen Hamster Donating Member (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:49 AM
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25. For what uni?
I'm a biology student at U. of Iceland. We mainly buy our rats/mice/any other lab animal fro a local research institute
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:56 AM
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26. UCD
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 04:03 AM by BrotherBuzz
It's big enough to grow their own. Heck they even raise primates. Nasty stories emanate from that division.

Iceland? Wow, do you know the artist that blow up tables floating in the lake? The bizarre guy blows up all sorts of things. We saw it all in a very strange (art) film from Iceland. Exploding shoes, very amusing.
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Frozen Hamster Donating Member (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:59 AM
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27. Yes, the things some scientist can come up with...
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:15 AM
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28. .
I edited my previous post to ask about an art film from Iceland - you may have missed it. Do you know about this artist?
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Frozen Hamster Donating Member (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:24 AM
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30. Nope, don't know anything about him
It's pretty much pointless to ask me about anything conserning art or culture. The only thing I know about art is what gets printed in the newspapers.
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:04 AM
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14. shit you got me with that one
I am stealing it thanks.
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:20 AM
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29. okay I get the joke, but were youreally trying to buy them?
Is someone after you?
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:35 AM
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32. Why buy them when the Army will issue you them for free?
Hey, that could become a talking point when communicating with redneck chickenhawk camouflage wearing freeper crackers "Join the army and get a free pair of camouflage pants!" ;)
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:29 AM
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31. What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you in the corner..
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:41 AM
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33. Two termites walk into a bar...
One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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corksean Donating Member (419 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 05:02 AM
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34. Did you hear about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic?
He used to lie awake at night wondering if there was a dog.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 05:21 AM
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35. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'"
The Doc says, "That sounds like the Tom Jones Syndrome." The man asks, "Is that common?" The Doc says, "It's Not Unusual." :spank:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:50 PM
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45. Patient to shrink: I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! A teepee! A wigwam!
Doctor: "Your problem is you're two tents."
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:16 PM
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48. Patient to shrink: "Doc, I have an irresistable urge....
to lift my leg on hydrants, and bark at the mailman...

Doc: "Lie down on the couch, and we'll discuss it further..."

Patient: "I'm not allowed on the couch..."
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:20 PM
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49. A man walks into a shrink's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap...
Doctor: "Clearly I can see you're nuts."
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:27 PM
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50. LOL, you blew the punch line
"Clearly, I can see your nuts" :evilgrin:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:29 PM
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51. Damn grammar excellence!
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Frozen Hamster Donating Member (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 06:37 AM
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36. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:51 PM
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37. A vulture was boarding an airplane....
when the gate attendant said, "Sorry, only one carrion, sir."

BrotherBuzz(ard) ;)
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:53 PM
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38. I guy walks into a bar, carrying a piece of concrete under one arm.
He says to the bartender, "Two beers. Once for me, and one for the road.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 02:58 PM
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39. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 03:06 PM by BrotherBuzz
GROUND BEEF
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:00 PM
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40. Ok I give up
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:04 PM
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41. Well, what do you call a cow with two legs?
lean beef!
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:13 PM
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42. d'oh!
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:43 PM
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43. Guy: "I'm going to give you a piece of my mind!"
Dem girl: "Darling, do you think you can spare it?"
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:07 PM
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47. What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittons
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 03:48 PM
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44. What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:02 PM
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46. Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner! LOL
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:35 PM
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52. A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar...
the bartender says, " What is this, a joke?"
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 04:47 PM
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53. they're all in iraq
:puke: :argh:
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Thor_MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 06:21 PM
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54. They are right next to the self-help section of the book store.
I'd tell you where it is, but that would defeat the purpose.
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