Yesterday, someone told me I looked "radiant"

[MissMillie]

and all I could think of was a web over my head that said "Some Pig".


Go figure.

[MsAnthropy]

1. That's usually reserved only for brides and pregnant women

but I'd take it as a compliment anyway. Have you been standing too close to the microwave lately?

[MissMillie]

4. Well, I've never been married

and if I'm pregnant, someone better call the Pope and have me cannonized.

This guy hadn't seen me in a while, and I've lost a lot of weight since he had seen me last. I think he could tell something was different, but he couldn't tell what.

[TlalocW]

5. And people who work in nuclear power plants

eom

TlalocW

[mr_hat]

2. When I read my school copy of Charlotte's Web >

in fourth grade, some wiseacre had crossed out all instances of the word "dung" and replaced it with "shit."

I giggled like mad.

[ChickMagic]

3. At least you got that

Last week someone called me a diamond in the rough. Talk about a backhanded compliment!