Recall California

[Seneca]

Apologies to the Eagles for this parody of "Hotel California".

This is my way of lending support to defeating the recall coup in California, and to all California DUers.

"Recall California"

In a dark desert hideaway
With Republicans in there
Warm smell of bullshit
Filling up all the air
The GOP with persistence
Stirring up lots of fright
Their heads are empty and their sights are dim
They only deepen the plight
This really is no way
To deal with deficit hell
And the media is fooling itself
If they think Arnold is so fucking swell
No experience to handle
Or to show us the way
But the voices of the mediawhores
We always hear them say

Welcome to the recall, California
It's a phony race
Such a phony race
What happened to Maria's face?
Plenty of bull with the recall California
Put Arnold out on his ear
Get him out of here
Did I make that clear?
No more groping here!

Arnold is definitely twisted
With his movie star friends
He has assaulted innocent women
Which he denies with dumb grins
And you must be a retard
If you vote for that shit
With Bush in the White House
How much crap we will get
So please vote NO on the ballot
Make the media whine
They'll say
We haven't been so dispirited - we thought we were divine!
So let's keep the governor with the name of Gray
Make the Republicans run away in the night
So they can no more say

Welcome to the recall, California
We really fucked the place
No more of Arnold's face
No more master race
He is such a disgrace
They're fuckin' it up with the Recall California
What a nice surprise
Even with media lies
For Arnold's alibis

Arnold posters peeling
Sunk campaign on ice
And we say
The Republicans are criminals here
With depravity and vice
And in the White House chambers
Far away in the east
Karl Rove with his beady eyes
Will someone jail that beast?
Let us all please remember
The millions sick and so poor
We can't let them be forgotten by the mediawhores
Don't relax when we fight them
And how they program the sheep
You can expose every time they lie
We can never sleep!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. LOL!

Great!

[Duncan Grant]

2. LOL! Thanks Seneca!

I appreciate the effort...great work!

[U2Fanatic]

3. I thought the funniest part was...

what happened to maria's face.

Does that make me a mean person ?

[Seneca]

4. not at all!

SOMETHING is wrong with her, and it is legitimate to ask. It is not belittling to simply ask "What happened?".

Satire should be a bit edgy though, especially in the cutthroat political world.

Thanks to everyone who posted and read.

[Seneca]

5. morning bump!

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