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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 12:38 AM
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I saw Robert Schimmel the other night.
He is funny...

One of my favorites.

"my wife got this book of sex games, its suppossed to spice up your sex life. She goes "Here;s one, lets play hookeer and customer" she is suppossed to surprise me when Im on the road by knocking on my door "Did you call for a prostitute?" Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here? If she sees you here she'll leave.


Really funny stuff about his cancer too.
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pruner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 12:39 AM
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1. I loved his HBO special from a few years back
it's one of my favorites.
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 01:09 AM
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2. i taste metal!
ah, the simple joys of a colonoscopy....
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:15 AM
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3. ROTF!!
Schimmel is one of the best!

My favorite:

"So my daughter's boyfriend says to me, 'You're so cool. I wish you were my dad.'

"No you don't. Then you'd be fucking your sister!"

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