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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 01:33 PM
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The Comfort-Zone of all CAPTIONS!!!!


Deiter Zetsche, president & CEO of DaimlerChrysler, is saying, "Of course, Mr. President, if it makes you feel more comfortable thinking about them as 'the peanut gallery,' then by all means . . ."
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MajorFlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 01:40 PM
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1. "Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you our latest model. It's kinder and
gentler than last year's model, and, as you can see, it's almost life like."
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 01:41 PM
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2. "...and over here, we have the NEXT American businesses we are...
BUYING OUT!!!"
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 01:45 PM
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3. "Please Mr. President. I understand that you're really into nicknames....
...but I must insist that you not refer to me as 'Deiter the Peter'. And 'NO', I am not as 'happy as a little girl'."
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 01:52 PM
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4. "Mr. President as you can see this new model was made for you,
It compensates for drunkeness."
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