Well, at Least He Won't Be Fathering More Fans...

[alwynsw]

<snip>A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=1&u=/nm/20050208/od_nm/odd_testicles_dc

I'm speechless.

[fit4life]

1. My legs are crossed just thinking about it.

Those people are some dedicated fans! Damn!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. That poor, dumb bastard.

*

[candle_bright]

3. Stupidest, stupidest, stupidest

thing ever.

[GOPFighter]

4. Now if we could just get Republicans to do the same...

...to celebrate the 2004 election!

[GOPBasher]

6. LOL! good one!!

[MsAnthropy]

5. "Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems."

Yahoo left this little piece of information out of the story.

[Coventina]

7. Darwin award winner!

It's one of those rare cases when someone can win a Darwin award and live to talk about it!

He volunarily took himself out of the gene pool.

[Historic NY]

8. All I can say is...........

....Ooooooooooooooouch!