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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:01 PM
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What do you find yourself doing to the tv when * is on?
I have suddenly awakened to find myself mooning the television and patting my ass saying, "Yeah--kiss my beige ass you sonovabitch!"
I swear I have no conscious memory of pulling my pants down and getting in that position--it's like a involuntarty response.

Anyone else?

;)
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:03 PM
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1. Changing the channel
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:05 PM
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2. I can't do tv because of that *&%$!
I had to turn off the cable when the automatic middle finger salute wasn't enough and I started throwing stuff at the tv. Scary, isn't it? That shit doesn't deserve my middle finger, or your ass.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:06 PM
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3. I yell "You fucking liar. Start telling the fucking truth for a change."
Then I really start swearing and have to turn the tv off or leave the room. I can't afford t get my blood pressure up like that.
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:08 PM
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4. Watch something else
I'm watching Auschwitz on PBS.
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:27 PM
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5. Turning the channel to Nick at Night
for something more realistic, like Green Acres.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:27 PM
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6. Turning off the TV.
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Ekirh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:28 PM
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7. Change the Channel To the Cartoon Network...
And watch cartoons until The Daily Show comes on.
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:28 PM
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8. I was afraid I might hurt the tv, so I did not turn it on. I am not in the
mood to purchase new electronic equipment at this point in time
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:32 PM
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9. If I come across him, I flip him the bird and change channels
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:50 PM
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10. Give him the bird and the change the channel which what I do
with all wingnuts and bushbots.
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prairierose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:56 PM
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11. I ususally scream , "You f***ing liar...and then....
scramble for the remote to change the channel.

:puke:
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:57 PM
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12. We are laughing our asses off right now
bliss_eternal you have to make me a fresh cup of coffee...

AS for me, I threw some angel food cake at the TV but that wasn't enough. I had to cram the cake into *'s face when there was a closeup.

It just too damned difficult to look at Hastert, Cheney and * in the same screen. It's like watching the old Russkies in the Soviet Era days.

I had to walk away because the love fest was killing me. Did chimpy pass out and have to be carried out on a stretcher?

Please? Say. He. Did.
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 05:05 PM
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13. LOL! I owe you a cup of coffee--
:)

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