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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:46 PM
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I searched the world over and thought I found true love......
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:47 PM
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1. and?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:47 PM
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Yeah! And?.....
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:48 PM
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5. You met another and....
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:47 PM
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2. you tell me....
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:48 PM
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6. and then I realized I had laid eyes on her only recently
:shrug:
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:47 PM
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3. and if you keep doing that youll go blind!
:D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:48 PM
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7. I CANT HELP IT DAMN IT!
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:49 PM
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9. IM OVER HERE, YOU BLIND BASTARD!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:49 PM
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12. WHERE!
DAMN IT NOW MY HEAD HURTS
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:50 PM
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13. GOOD!
:D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:51 PM
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15. YOU MAY FORGET THAT I AM BIGGER THAN YOU
BUT BECAUSE I AM LISTENING TO SUBLIME, AHH FORGET ABOUT IT.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:53 PM
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19. BUT I CONDITION THE HAIR!
Edited on Sun Jan-30-05 08:53 PM by name not needed
THEREFORE I AM BETTER. how dare you come between me and chico me tipo!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:54 PM
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20. ITS NOT MY FAULT!
I JUST WANTED TO TRY RED FOR ONCE!
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:55 PM
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21. LOUD NOISES
I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:57 PM
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25. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IF THAT CUTE BLONDE OVER THERE
WANTS TO DANCE WITH ME?
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:58 PM
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27. would you like to go to the pants party?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:59 PM
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29. WILL THE GIRLS HAVE NO PANTS?
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:47 PM
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4. But you met another...
and pphhht! you was gone.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:49 PM
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10. OMG - I swear we must know one another in real life!
:toast: I lurve you Left is Write! Hee haw rocked! I don't go 'round repeating gossip so....
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:52 PM
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16. I am rolling...I know it's not that funny, but it got me....
I needed that one more than you could ever know :toast:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:56 PM
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24. *smooch*
Glad to be of service!

:toast:

When I was a kid, we used to watch Hee Haw on Saturday evenings in our basement family room, snuggled up by the fireplace and munching on a huge bowl of popcorn. Good times...good times.

"Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over
And I thought I found true love,
But you met another and pphht! you was gone."

And don't forget Samples Sales...telephone number BR549!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:11 PM
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35. Al I remember is.... I don't go around repeatin' gossip...
so you'd better be sure and listen close the first time!

:toast: :yourock: I :loveya:
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Hardrada Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:26 PM
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43. Goodbye Dick Nixon
Iwrote a variant in 1974;

Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave us here alone?
Goodbye, Dick Nixon, and goodbye forever.
We tried to see you but pthfffffft! you were gone>
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:48 PM
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8. Where are you looking
Edited on Sun Jan-30-05 08:54 PM by Longgrain
I've seen true love in my neck of the woods, but alas, it was only me.
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:49 PM
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11. You met another and and pflttt you were gone
that is supposed to sound like a raspberry, which would be an excellent addition to the smiley library by the way
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:52 PM
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18. I......can't......breathe....you guys rock!
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:55 PM
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22. BR 549
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:58 PM
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28. Gloom, despair, and agony on me....
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 08:43 AM
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52. All right! I found the Hee-Haw contingent
Edited on Mon Jan-31-05 08:44 AM by Richardo
:yourock: JimmyJazz, Left Is Write, yellowdogintexas.

Psst! CatWoman is a fellow traveler...pass it on. ;-)
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:50 PM
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14. hee hee he haw haw....
:D

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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:52 PM
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17. You met Another and Pffft you were gone!
Pain despair and agony on me
Deep dark depression,
Excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck all
Pain despair and agony on me
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:07 PM
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34. .
:toast: I'm still laughing over this one...
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:56 PM
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23. Oh sweetie....
how are you doing? :hi:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:59 PM
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30. Honestly. I'm hurtin' big time, but I'm breathin' and that's the
important thing. Ya know??? Thanks for thinking of me. I'm thinking of you, too. :toast:
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:03 PM
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32. I'm so sorry.
:hug:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:03 PM
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33. .
:hug: Everything's gonna be just fine!
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 08:57 PM
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26. That's a terrible thing
to earworm a person with so close to bedtime...which only guarantees I'll wake up with it as well... :cry:

Saaaaaaaalute! :P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:01 PM
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31. I sawy - sorta...maybe....I think....
NO I'M NOT - I ENJOY TORTURING PEOPLE! :P
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:29 PM
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36. I swear to gawd
My late grandfather, from Tennessee no less, WAS exactly like Archie Campbell in those barbershop skits. He was a barber for a living (and a preacher, but that's another story), and his stories and jokes were so much like Campbell's, I thought maybe someone spied on his barbershop for material.

Yes, I admit to having HeeHaw in my childhood TV diet. But since I have no shame anyway... :P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:54 PM
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37. It takes a real man to admit to knowing who Roy Clark is... oh and
Minnie Pearl....
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:57 PM
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38. HowDEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm a pickin'!

And I'm a-grinnin!

LOL, it is downright weird how vivid the memories are... but such was life with only 3 channels in the early 70's...
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:17 PM
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39. Dayum - I loved that woman.
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:21 PM
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41. She was a good Democrat too. And a good Methodist
and I graduated from college with her...seriously, she got an honorary from my college the same day I got my BA\
but I did not get to meet her
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movie_girl99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 08:41 AM
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50. dont forget Buck Owens n/t
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:20 PM
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Feh. She probably lives in Tahiti.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:20 PM
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40. Feh. She probably lives in Tahiti.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:23 PM
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42. erm -- bite me just for the sake of biting someone...
:P
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 08:37 AM
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48. Sorry, aren't you quoting the lyrics to 'Whole Wide World'
by Wreckless Eric? Am I now too hip for my own good? :o
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 08:40 AM
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49. Yes, Wat - you are too hip for your own good.
One of these days, you just might catch up to me in terms of coolness :7 well, it's something to strive for, anyway.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 08:42 AM
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51. It's what I live for, Jazzy.
It's what I live for.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:34 PM
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44. ..,,,,And then
I got the rug pulled out from under me, came to my senses, and finally realized, at the age of forty, that I would never be lucky enough to find true love and that it would always come to others, especially all others around me, and never me no matter how much I have to give and badly I may want it??? :shrug: :shrug:

Sorry, it's been a really rough couple of days and I'm not in the mood to joke about this. Maybe won't be for a very long time.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:39 PM
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45. It is a wrong em boyo!
Hey -- listen to this: most people who are married are fronting. Trust me.... I know.... Scratch the surface of most married couples and the facade will come tumbling down. There's a really good chance that what you envy just might be a very good illusion.

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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:50 PM
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47. That is true.
So often these days people get married because it's time, or it's the logical next step, or because hey, they get along pretty good, why not, no such thing as true love anyway.

Lots of people think it's a myth just because they haven't found it.
Maybe it is a myth.

And no, I'm not saying that because mine is getting married.
:silly:
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:47 PM
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46. So did I, he's getting married this year.
:(

Screw that noise, I don't think I'm in for true love anymore. That was it.

I will be like the aunt in Great Expectations (uh, at least the Ethan Hawke version). With minimally more sex.
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