Sponge Bob wins Election in Iraq!

[struggle4progress]

<snip> Middle east expert Juan Cole said he was not surprised at the result. "If the worlds most powerful nation can elect and ignorant illiterate wana-be cowboy that why can't the Iraqi people be lead by a yellow Sponge with Square pants?" Dr. Cole went on to say, "Sponge Bob has an excellent chance to salvage the nation of Iraq. With his universal appeal and the diplomatic strength of Patrick, I think they can succeed where the Bush team and Iyad Allawi have failed. <snip>

A Baghdad taxi driver put it this way. "I voted for Sponge Bob because I would rather be ruled by gay cartoon character than a puppet of George W. Bush!" <snip>

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=893

[brainshrub]

1. I'll bet Spongebob will clean this up within a few weeks.

[struggle4progress]

2. Hey! Everything's been swiped!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

3. but does he have what it takes to stimulate the economy?

[tjwmason]

4. The latest step

in the long march of the gay-agenda.

The new constitution for Iraq will require all Iraqis to have contracted gay marriages by the age of 30.

[Dark]

5. And all teenage women have abortions performed on them by Ted Kennedy. n/t