Look here!

[RevolutionaryActs]

Say hello to Veronica Kleeb.

[JohnKleeb]

1. wow she's cute

wait a second!

[JimmyJazz]

2. I certainly hope you posted in sundog's dork thread as well!

"cause you are the QUEEN!

[JohnKleeb]

4. Wow what did you think?

C'mon, you have no idea how hard I worked on my hair . C'mon hun.

[JimmyJazz]

6. I think you are just bootiful and quite saxy!

[JohnKleeb]

7. aww

thats too kind but you should thank Rev for making me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

Thank you, thank you. *curtsy*

[sundog]

3. julianne moore?

you've got waaaaay too much time on your hands!

[JohnKleeb]

5. You know I never thought about that

[Longgrain]

8. Is this what you guys have been pestering me about

all night?


If so...kind of lame.

Go back to writing books kids...

[JohnKleeb]

9. yes but we figured because you're such a great artist

You could uhh make me more femmy, and is femmy even a word?

[Longgrain]

12. Hee hee hee

Shh If you want to wait 15 minutes I'll show you and Rev a pic of me being More Femmmy...

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Oooooh! That sounds interesting!

[JohnKleeb]

15. I can wait but I want you to make me femmy!

[Longgrain]

17. Okay give me a few minute more

I'm still working on it..

P.S. I swear it's not dirty...just stupid.

[JohnKleeb]

18. ahh cool

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Well that's the best I can do.

HAHAHA

Next time I'll try it sober, and see what happens.

[JohnKleeb]

11. hah

Still, tell me thats not a cute girl .

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. Hot, hot, hot.

And I'm not even a lesbian!

[JohnKleeb]

16. well blush lol

[Longgrain]

19. All right kids here I am...

I'll remove this in about 5 minutes...

Here you go. Me on my wedding day...



Worst Photoshop ever!

[JohnKleeb]

20. hahahahahah

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. OH MY GAWD!

Why didn't I swallow my coke before I looked! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

22. sallow hahahahahahahaha, ha!

[Longgrain]

24. It took me an hour to do this!

Grab it before I remove it!

[JohnKleeb]

27. done

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. I can't type. So what?

[JohnKleeb]

28. I know, I am just laughing

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. :-)

[JohnKleeb]

31. and you wanted to make me look like Paris Hilton

.

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I still think that would have worked........

[JohnKleeb]

35. and you forgot my shoes!

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. Well.... they weren't positioned right!

OMG! I just went to check my email, and I forgot I get a email notification every time I get a PM, and in total we PMed back and forth like 35 times! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JohnKleeb]

38. I am glad I turned that off hun and I feel sick now

could you nurse me?

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. Awwww!

What do you want? Some soup? Ice cream? Codeine?

[JohnKleeb]

48. I want ice cream!

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. What kind?

[JohnKleeb]

55. rocky road

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. Here ya go kid.

hehe.

[JohnKleeb]

61. Thanks hun

[Longgrain]

23. I wasted an hour of my life making this...

I hope you enjoy it

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. I did! My computer screen even got a shower.

[Longgrain]

29. I'm still wiping the Beer off of my screen

You kids are too much!



Perhaps I should summit this to the DU Gallery?

[JohnKleeb]

32. dooooooo it

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. LOL!

[Longgrain]

37. Where's Jimmy

She's got to see this... before it sinks into DU infamy

[JohnKleeb]

39. I hear she's sick, damnit so am and it sucks

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. She did see it.

[Longgrain]

44. I hope she did

I hope to see my pic along side one of her in a tuxedo soon.

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. Ooooh! Now that would be awesome!

Can I be... well wait I was going to say can I be a brides maid, but since thats for girls I should be a groomsman..

So you think I can be a groomsman?

[Longgrain]

49. You'll be Jimmy's best man

Kleeb can be my Maid-of-honor.

[JohnKleeb]

50. aww sweet

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. Excellent!

[progmom]

58. mildly disturbing picture now in my head

Does JJ know she's being conscripted into this?

[Longgrain]

63. Everything I do is "Mildly Disturbing"

As long as it's mild...and not wild, I like it!

[progmom]

72. yes, but you didn't asnwer my question

Does JJ know you're going to be her bride?

[Longgrain]

79. I'll make her my groom if it kills Me!

[JohnKleeb]

81. jhahaha

[progmom]

41. c'mon now

...you couldn't use a pic of Kleeb's face?????

[JohnKleeb]

42. THAT IS MY FACE

.

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. Hey! I just did as he asked........

[JohnKleeb]

47. Yes and you did good but do it while youre sober next time

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. Aye, aye capin'!

*salutes*

[JohnKleeb]

54. don't call a girl cap'n

You know I am still a girl as of now still, I think.

[RevolutionaryActs]

60. OK...... ma'am.

[JohnKleeb]

62. thats better!

but that makes me feel old . Do you wanna go taunt some people now?

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. OK!... Miss.

Is miss ok? How 'bout, chicky pie?

[JohnKleeb]

65. I like miss and chickky pie

Do you wanna do some girl stuff now?

[RevolutionaryActs]

69. OK! Can I French braid your hair?

[JohnKleeb]

70. sure that would be great hun

[RevolutionaryActs]

73. Oh cool! Then we can do pedies and manies!

And maybe a facial? Do you dry? Or oily skin, or is it just in your t-zone?

[JohnKleeb]

74. hmmm yeah that would be great!

and maybe you could paint my nails as well!

[RevolutionaryActs]

75. Yes.... I'm already on it!

That's what a manie is! Manicure = manie. Girl code.

[JohnKleeb]

77. ok cool

[JohnKleeb]

85. ohh this is nice!

[RevolutionaryActs]

87. OK now while your nails dry lets do that facial!

[JohnKleeb]

88. ok

can you talk to me while we get it done? I need someone to talk to .

[RevolutionaryActs]

89. Sure!

Should we gossip? Or just chitchat?

[JohnKleeb]

90. ooh lets gossip

[RevolutionaryActs]

91. OK!....

Did you hear! JimmyJazz and Longgrain are getting married?! But because they're two crazy liburls she's going to be man and he's going to be the woman!

Next thing they'll be raising guinea pigs as their own children!

[JohnKleeb]

92. Yeah girl I heard about that

Isn't that just messed up, I hear Longgrain is going to try to make me his maid of honor, isn't that like totally amazing?

[RevolutionaryActs]

93. Well if that happen, lets just you don't end up in something like this:

[JohnKleeb]

94. oh I won't

thats pea green, eww.

[RevolutionaryActs]

95. Yes eww indeed. I tired to find the ugliest one I could!

I think I succeeded.

[JohnKleeb]

96. is my facial almost done btw?

[RevolutionaryActs]

97. Yes! Go wash it off.

I'll wait here.

[JohnKleeb]

98. ok done

That feels better now, so what do we do now, hun?

[RevolutionaryActs]

99. Hmm..

[JohnKleeb]

100. I say we go fight with some sorority girls

You like that idea?

[RevolutionaryActs]

101. Yeah! I'm so in!

[JohnKleeb]

102. ok how about we pour water on their tops

then we like trash their sorority.

[RevolutionaryActs]

103. HAHAHA!

[JohnKleeb]

104. we can always blame it on the boys you know

because dont you know that boys cause everything .

[RevolutionaryActs]

105. Eggactly!

Boys are such trouble makers.

[JohnKleeb]

106. you wanna go spray paint the bathroom walls then blame it on

the frat boys. We are so bad hee hee.

[RevolutionaryActs]

107. Oh.my.gosh! You're, like, so evil!

[JohnKleeb]

108. after the frat boys made fun of me for being a lesbian

youre bound to get a little evil in you .

[RevolutionaryActs]

109. Damn those frat boys!

You would think that they would like lesbians! Be such perverts and all...

[JohnKleeb]

110. Well you know

I told them, you can't have a threesome! they never listen.

[RevolutionaryActs]

111. Awwww you killed their fantasies.

No wonder they were pissed.

[JohnKleeb]

112. I sure did

fuckers. I hear they're young republicans too.

[RevolutionaryActs]

113. Ewwww!

I say we trash their frat house, when we're done with the girls sorority house.

[JohnKleeb]

114. we'll definely do that

and I'll flash em while doing it, ok sweetie, oh wait that will arouse them but it will make them mad because they know they can't get any of me or the girl I am with!

[RevolutionaryActs]

115. Yeah! We can someone lock them in their frat house and stand

out in front, and you can flash them. Then I'll give you a lipstick hooker kiss.

[JohnKleeb]

116. exactly sweetie exactly

oh and sweetie, don't we get toasters?

[Longgrain]

56. Tell me sooner and I'll help you out.

I had a hard enough time making mine!

[JohnKleeb]

57. can you try maybe tommorow?

Really, if I get in the mood, I'll even sing, I feel pretty.

[Longgrain]

66. Just give me a good picture of your face...

I'll attach it to a body...

Rev knows nothing about what she's doing...

[JohnKleeb]

67. heh ok

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. Well...........

that is true.........

[JohnKleeb]

71. aww Rev don't feel bad girl, you did good

[progmom]

76. now that's not a very nice thing to say

she did better than I ever could have!

[JohnKleeb]

78. How do you think I look?

[progmom]

better than I could have made you look!

[JohnKleeb]

82. aww

[progmom]

80. better than I could have made you look!

[Longgrain]

83. I got your pic

Now what size are you?

[JohnKleeb]

84. for what?

[JohnKleeb]

86. sadist kick