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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:27 PM
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I'm Too Fat To Be Gay.
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 09:28 PM by Placebo
That's what I was told tonight by some arsehole. Oh, so fucking sorry I'm not some fucking walking, talking, non-eating, barely breathing stick figure fucking twink, alright. And I'm sorry that I'm in college but I don't look like a bloody frat boy.

What is with some people?!?! UGH! It sucks being gay. *kicks my stuffed animals*
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kiraboo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:28 PM
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1. And I'm too thin to be straight.
It sucks not being perfect, in this society. I hear you.
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Redleg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:28 PM
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2. I am too fat to be human.
EOM
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Nitrogenica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:28 PM
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3. Do you love crabby patties?
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:28 PM
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4. Aw, honey.
FWIW, I've seen your pic. I don't think you're fat. Was HE gay? I think you shoulda punched him out. No, no, I'm nonviolent (normally).

Screw him. Gay people come in all shapes and sizes, just like straight people do. He's a hater.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:29 PM
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6. Yeah he totally was gay and a half.
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 09:29 PM by Placebo
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:32 PM
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13. Fuck him.
He was obviously WILDLY attracted to you, but thought you were WAY out of his league (which you probably were) so he felt he had to insult you to cover up, in an immature way, his overwhelming feelings of total worship for you.

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Ediacara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:29 PM
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5. WTF is wrong with people!?
Seriously! WTF!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:30 PM
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7. What the fuck does that mean
People are assholes and my motto about that being true continues to be true. Frat boys are assholes, and they finish last in the end.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:31 PM
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8. Didn't you read the weight restrictions in the instruction manual?
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 09:31 PM by sundog
:eyes:

Don't worry bout it man. Just find someone who likes you for you.
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kiraboo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:31 PM
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9. He must have been royally fucked up
or terribly insecure. Either way, making you feel like crap worked for him. There are a lot of people like that in this world. Pay NO attention.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:31 PM
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10. Hah, I actually know what a twink is.
Don't worry dude. Fuck him. There world is filled with assholes, and if you pay attention to all of them their stench will overwhelm you. Why get bent out of shape because of some idiot? Tell him to go fuck himself and then carry on as if nothing happened.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:31 PM
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11. Fucker.
Some people are just assholes.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:31 PM
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12. Were you auditioning for American Idol or something?
Seriously - what a ridiculous thing to say. Trust me, this is one of those stories you can laugh about later. I know it's too soon to do so now, but someday (and soon) you will.

"Too fat to be gay." What a bleeding idiot. :eyes:
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:34 PM
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14. Cruel people s*ck...
but remember... in the end, they have to live with themselves -and all the vile energy that lurks within. You, on the other hand, don't have to perpetually live with that ugly energy lurking within. While at this moment it bites... in the long run you are in a heck of a lot better condition/shape (soul wise) than the jerk you ran into tonight.
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mitchtv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:36 PM
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15. In certain circles. (Ex-gays),
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 09:39 PM by mitchtv
I think you are, by their standards, straight. Kinda involuntary, I guess, but there are very relaxed standards these days. I have become too old to be gay. after so many months of no gay sex, I am an exgay.
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MidwestMomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:41 PM
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16. I'm sorry someone was so cruel to you
How can people be so heartless.

One time a car full of guys barked at my sister. I was with her and it was like a knife to her heart. And even if my sis was dog-ugly, which of course she isn't, such behavior is incomprehensible to me.

Try to shrug it off. Sounds like that person has a cancer in they're soul. Don't let it eat into yours.

:hug:
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