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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:36 PM
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I now work for the evil Domino's Pizza corporation. Ask me anything.
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 08:37 PM by SmileyBoy
Yes, the one run by RW freakazoid Tom Monaghan. I got the job today.

I finally have a job again!!!! WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:38 PM
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1. Why do they give me liquid garlic with my pizza?
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 08:38 PM by tjdee
This is something that mystifies me.

Garlic, with pizza. Sprinkly kind, maybe. Liquid kind, yuck!
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:39 PM
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3. I'll field this one.
It's to scare away the various bloodsucking vampires/Republicans that lurk outside the establishment.
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:38 PM
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2. Do they really slip mind control devices in their pizzas?
One of Lyndon Larouche's lackeys called me the other day, and for all I know that's what he told me.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:39 PM
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4. Yes, we want to control your mind.
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 08:40 PM by SmileyBoy
All hail the Noid.

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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:46 PM
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9. HEy! I used to have that crazy man!
What is it exactly? I totally forget.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:51 PM
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10. A guy in a rabbit costume who throws pizzas in people's faces.
A truly sick, sick man.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:53 PM
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11. And now I know why I'm so fucked up.
I can blame it all on the pizza man.
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catbert836 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:41 PM
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5. WTF is up with those annoying Dot commercials?
And do they actually taste good or not?
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:42 PM
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6. We lace them with crack...
...so yes, very much.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:42 PM
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7. I like their pizza.
I wouldn't be offended if you offered me some type of discount option now that you are officially a Domino's Pizza drone.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:43 PM
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8. Offer valid in South Fargo location only.
:D
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:55 PM
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12. will you slowly leech money from them til you bankrupt that location?
lol
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:03 PM
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13. Not a question, but some advice
Regard the regional manager as a spawn of satan and he'll never surprise you. This applies equally to both Domino's and Pizza Hut.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:05 PM
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15. Done.
:)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:04 PM
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14. So did my dad
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 09:07 PM by JohnKleeb
Oh yeah, should I be a ditz and DYE my hair blonde this summer?
ok really now, is tonight a good night for me to be hyper since I dont have school monday or tuesday?
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:06 PM
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16. I don't know how one dares their hair.
:)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:06 PM
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17. haha oops
damnit man, thanks.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:09 PM
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18. Yes, tonight is a good night to be very hyper.
Perhaps have a couple of Red Bulls, or maybe have lots of liquor if you choose.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:10 PM
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19. There is no liquor here
Sigh, my brother got busted for being drunk and he desposed of the evidence, his cover story IMO makes him look worse IMO.
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