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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:16 PM
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Predict the next GOP Scandal... AND
connect it to the last scandal prediction posted before your post.

It is disclosed that John Ashcroft resigned his position because he was about to be unmasked as having had a relationship with the Middle Eastern (illegal alien) nanny of his cousin's children.
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Nitrogenica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:17 PM
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1. John Ashcrofts' nanny had an abortion of his love child.
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:18 PM
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2. who was the sister of a gitmo
detainee who was released to Canada and was about to go to the press about his treatment during his captivity.
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Hotdiggitydog Donating Member (190 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:20 PM
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3. An affair....
Between Chimpy and Condi Rice? THAT would be kind of hot, actually.
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Nitrogenica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:21 PM
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4. Together they would give birth to the Anti-Christ, in my movie.
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 07:21 PM by jhuth
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:22 PM
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5. it was disclosed that Halliburton got all those contracts
because Cheney was threatening to go public about Condi and Ws affair.
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BillZBubb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:37 PM
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7. Worse than that,
Cheney has Condi's "strap-on" as evidence and it has "material" on it that can be traced to Bush.
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:39 PM
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8. next scandal...
cheney is the secret owner of a new company that has taken over the market share of the "strap-on" market. (connected back to the previous scandal...)
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Hotdiggitydog Donating Member (190 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:35 AM
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15. And that company...
Pays Armstrong Williams to speak favorably about Strap-On use.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:35 PM
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6. and it will be Laura who tells the press about it!!!!
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:40 PM
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10. scandal that relates the two...
Laura, fed up with leading a double life as first-lady maniquin, takes up with the white house chef - and in a move to free herself from w - discloses his own infidelity with Condi.
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:40 PM
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9. Moderate Republicans breaking from party leadership...........
divorcing themselves from * and his war.
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:42 PM
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11. Hagel disinvests from electronic voting machines
after he realizes his former company enabled bushco to take over the party and country. He announces his move as he leads the group of moderate republicans in an attempted party coup.
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:46 PM
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12. Someone gets into Haliburton's books,
and finds out where all that money really is going.
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:50 PM
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13. Following Scandal... Ken Lay discloses Cheney's ownership in Enron
and it appears that Arthur Anderson's advice to buy, buy, buy pushed the deal... AA loses their chance to get recertified and get back into business.
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:57 PM
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14. Resulting in a total lack of coverage in the liberal media,
and bushco forges ahead in plunder, and pillage.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:31 AM
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16. Ashcroft is gay.
Hell, Bush is gay too. So is Frist, DeLay, O'Rielly, Limbaugh and Falwell.

As the fascist Corporate-religious coalition collapses and fractures, the Democrats founder. They can't imagine why anybody would even CARE about something like that, but don't wish to alienate the mythical "middle America" that does. They have no clue about how to capitalize on the Republicans new-found confusion.

So, as a result: With their political and propaganda leaders gone the Republicans are in disarray, the American Taliban becomes even more extreme and insular, the Democrats are on top again - but they have no clue how they got there, and their lack of response and cluelessness has angered GLBTs, the more militant and vocal among them abandon the party.
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